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#451
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Why was this thread locked? http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post3997748 Can't anyone have a few laughs anymore?
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#452
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We had a few laughs, and then I locked it. I decided to stop any more flaming of OP, and to let strategy permeate the front page.
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#453
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I think I have found the reason why I cannot break out of being down 100 BB for almost 2.5 month (7.5k hands) now.
BECUASE I CANT WIN HUGE POTS WHERE I AM A 90+% FAVORITE!!!!! Hero has Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. He raises UTG. 4 COLD CALLERS + BB CALLS Flops Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Hero checks - becuase he knows UTG+1 likes to bluff. UTG+1 raise. EVERYONE CALLS. Hero thinks about check raising here but figures UTG+1 will bet out turn and he thinks table will call so he decides to wait till turn. Turn: 10 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Hero checks. UTG+1 bets. UTG+2 raises. Only fish in CO calls becuase he is a fish. Hero check raises. All call Well UTG+2 has KQ [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and UTG+1 has A2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] so you can guess just what the river is! FINAL POT: 22.5BB - HERO WAS 96% MOTHERF#%$#%#ING ON THE FLOP On another table as soon as this hand finishes Hero is 66 UTG. He calls becuase he knows table is passive Folded to CO. CO/Button and blinds call. Flop is K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] SB bets out. BB folds. HERO RAISES BECAUSE HE LEARNED HIS LESSON ABOUT BEING PASSIVE LAST HAND. CO Calls. SB 3-bets. Hero caps. CO calls. Well damn what do this monkeys have to be leading out, 3-betting and calling cold. Well SB only has 4 BB left in his stack so hes donking off his stack of course and surely CO has a flush draw. NO WAY MAN! Both of these f-ers have K3 with no hearts!!!. And you can be damn sure the turn and river are a 7 and a 5. FINAL POT: 18.5BB - HERO WAS 91% MOTHERF#%$#%#ING TO WIN THIS ON THE FLOP Very next hand on first table. I get 77 and flop a 7. YEAH THIS 7BB POT I WIN!!!!! LUCKY SEVENS MAN! 3 SET IN 3 HANDS AND I AM DOWN - WTF NO WONDER I CANT GET OUT MY GOD FORSAKEN SLUMP. YEAH I AM PISSED OFF. AND YEAH I LEFT THE TABLE BECUASE I AM NO MOOD TO PLAY ANY POKER, cept maybe Stars .01/.02!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] |
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#454
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PP is fun sometimes
Sb is maniacal Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP folds, Hero calls. Flop: (8 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls. Turn: (5 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls. River: (7 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls. Final Pot: 9 BB Results below: SB has 8c Kd (one pair, jacks). Hero has Tc Kc (one pair, jacks). Outcome: Hero wins 9 BB. |
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#455
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I kicked the variance monkey in the balls.
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#456
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I kicked the variance monkey in the balls. [/ QUOTE ] Go Trewqaz! That ol' variance monkey didn't need to reproduce anyways. |
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#457
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[ QUOTE ]
Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. UTG calls, MP calls, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, Hero checks. Flop: (5 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, MP calls, CO calls, SB calls, Hero calls. Turn: (5 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, CO folds, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, MP calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls, MP calls. River: (21 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG folds, MP calls, SB calls. Final Pot: 24 BB <font color="white"> Hero has QJo for the Q-high straight MP has 9h7h for the 9 high flush SB has QJo for the Q high straight </font> Like seriously, what could I do? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] next time make sure you have the J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] in your hand |
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#458
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So, I've never actually posted a graph before, but I want to brag about this in the final few days of the NC thread. I was having a bugger of a time at 2/4. Just as soon as I had dug myself about 2/3 of the way out of a 300 BB downswing, I started hitting a rocky road again. I foolishly sat down at a 5/10 6 max one night (I think I posted about it earlier in this thread) wanting a change of pace and prepared to lose everything I sat down with. However, I had a good session, and I played solid poker. Afterwards, Nfinity challenged me to take a 50 BB shot at 5/10, ignoring 3/6 altogether and before I had even proved myself a winning player at 2/4. Things looked a little grim at one point, but I pulled out of it thanks to an incredible night at one table where I was playing 3-4 handed with an incredibly loose moran who was addicted to donk on my right, and the rock of ages (seriously, 9/6 at a 3-4 handed table) to my left. After running ridiculously hot for the last few hundred hands, I'm glad I'm here. The sample size is pretty meaningless, but my chances of going bust at this point are fairly small. I'll report back when I've made 250 BB, giving me a right and proper roll (in addition to my 2/4 roll, which, really, was big enough for a 5/10 roll [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]).
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#459
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Initially I was pissed at myself for slowplaying this monster but then I realized that I lost just about the absolute minimum I could lose on this hand without folding the river (which I would never do). Villian would've never folded this hand.
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. MP posts a blind of $1. Hero calls, MP (poster) checks, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks. Flop: (5 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB calls, Hero calls, MP calls, CO folds. Turn: (4.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, MP folds, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls. River: (12.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 14.50 BB Results: <font color="white">Villian shows [ Ts, Kc ] four of a kind, tens. Hero doesn't show [ 5d, 5c ] four of a kind, fives. </font> |
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#460
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I just played three hours of live 4/8 lost 50BB's and didn't win ONE pot. ARGH!!!!
Hero has A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] in CO Preflop: folded to Hero who raises, Button calls, Sb calls, BB calls. Flop: Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, Button folds, SB raises, BB folds, Hero raises, SB 3 bets, Hero calls. Turn: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3 bets, Hero calls all-in River: 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Hero has a pair of aces Villain has quad 3's Hero goes home and whines in NC thread. |
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