GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[DING-DONG YO]

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grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
grimstarr rocks the grimstarr

what it do

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Winnar and it isn't even close.

[jfish]

bunch of internet nerds freestyle battling online on a forum. and its awesome.

[McShove]

wow this thread is awesome.

[swope]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

DOOMSWITCH YOU, CESIUM STYLE BE WHITE LIGHTNIN
STYLES ARE MOST FRIGHTNIN, BUST GRIMSTARRS STACK LIKE FRESH HYMENS
DONT HESITATE TO GRIND LIKE DESERTS WITH ORANGE RINDS,
I STACK GRIM GENTLY, THEN SODOMIZE GRIMS MOM IN MY BENTLEY
TAKE A SECOND OUT TO WAVE, AT THE PO PO COPTERS
WHILE I SNAP GRIMS HOT STREAK LIKE JAWS ON ROTWEILLERS
AINT NOTHING REALLY TO FELT GRIM LIKE POOL TABLES
DIP MY PEN IN HIS TEARS AND WRITE THE GRIM PWNAGE FABLES

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[ski]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Yo Grim where'd your bankroll go
Lost it callin down again with your 2 FO
Thats OK tho We know how ya roll
Take a free 5K of some unsuspecting schmo


GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

BUSTO?
I dunno, dunno where you get the cash so ur pimply ass ain't broke.

(1 min over)

[aejones]

(To the beat of... well, if you don't know, I might as well not even tell you)

Grimstarr rocks the Grimstarr
Grimstarr rocks the Grimstarr-

Now this is a story all about how
Grim didn't flip so his rep went upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit real coo'
I'll tell you how Grim became the ass of ev'ry joke on twoplustwo

In his momma's basement born and raised
On the computer is where he spent most of his days
Chillin out, typing, relaxing all set
And playin some poker on Al Gore's internet
When this one guy named relvis wanted to flip it
Grim thought if he got aces he'd be like 'shipit'
He backed out one little time and the supbros got mad
They said we're talkin to the mods your ass is bout to get banned

Grim prayed for ace- queen after he took all the heat
He got it all in a bunch and he called it a beat
If anything I could say his advice is pretty novice
But I thought nah forget it I'll leave that to Captain Obvious

He started spammin the front page for the last few days
His ego must have his rational thoughts in a haze
As he looks back now he can finally see
HIV is his only rival as the laughing stock of bbv




well? do i make da finals?

[GetThere1Time]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

This thread needs more Will Smith. Gimme the beat of:




Now this is a story all about how
grim accepted a flip and then turned it down
He said " What ya gonna do about it if this [censored] aint fair?"
We thought Grim had some gamble but he wont call with AIR.

In west white suburbia, born and raised
On the tables is where he spent most of his days
Killin 6-max, stackin some fools,
wearin 20 dollar aviators tryin to look cool

Grim played a little heads up, and he wasn't no good.
Started makin trouble for his livelyhood.
He lost one-hundred k and then he got scared
He said, "I'm movin down where bld and rekrul wont care."



He whistled for a flip and when it came near
The screenname said e-streets and there was 5k in the chair
"You go all-in first. I'll call it. I swear!"
"I could use 5k, that's a lotta skin care"

When his cards came up he had a seven-six on the table
And he yelled to e-streets, "Yo home, smell ya lata "
Now his bankroll is drainin, karma's finally there!
To settle in his throne as the prince of unfair.

[alphatmw]

- points for originality
+ points cause its still good

[GetThere1Time]

omg jones


Edit: I should have just hit post and not tried to edit that [censored]. BASTARD

[jfish]

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(To the beat of... well, if you don't know, I might as well not even tell you)

Grimstarr rocks the Grimstarr
Grimstarr rocks the Grimstarr-

Now this is a story all about how
Grim didn't flip so his rep went upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit real coo'
I'll tell you how Grim became the ass of ev'ry joke on twoplustwo

In his momma's basement born and raised
On the computer is where he spent most of his days
Chillin out, typing, relaxing all set
And playin some poker on Al Gore's internet
When this one guy named relvis wanted to flip it
Grim thought if he got aces he'd be like 'shipit'
He backed out one little time and the supbros got mad
They said we're talkin to the mods your ass is bout to get banned

Grim prayed for ace- queen after he took all the heat
He got it all in a bunch and he called it a beat
If anything I could say his advice is pretty novice
But I thought nah forget it I'll leave that to Captain Obvious

He started spammin the front page for the last few days
His ego must have his rational thoughts in a haze
As he looks back now he can finally see
HIV is his only rival as the laughing stock of bbv




well? do i make da finals?

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you win.