When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)

[bozlax]

Str8fish quoth:

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...how does one apply to be a mod...

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There goes the neighborhood.

[DrModern]

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Str8fish quoth:

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...how does one apply to be a mod...

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There goes the neighborhood.

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Amen, boz. Str8Fish is a nit who sucks at live poker.

[Str8Fish]

when I become mod, both of you are banned.

[DrModern]

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when I become mod, both of you are banned.

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Bring it, nit.

[DrModern]

Transcript of a very important conversation:

<font color="red">DrModern</font>: if you ban me the forum could be renamed nit-central, or micro-nitlimits, or maybe just lol nitaments
<font color="red">DrModern</font>: i see you have no snappy retort
<font color="red">DrModern</font>: so i officially consider you pwnt
<font color="red">DrModern</font>: lol drmodernrulz
<font color="blue">Str8Fish</font>: uh not yet bud
<font color="blue">Str8Fish</font> u just wait
<font color="red">DrModern</font>: well, how long do i have to wait?
<font color="red">DrModern</font>: it isn't snappy if i have to wait a long time
<font color="blue">Str8Fish</font>: until I'm done with dinner
<font color="blue">Str8Fish</font>: :-P
<font color="red">DrModern</font>: lol sorry
<font color="red">DrModern</font>: didn't mean to interrupt
<font color="blue">Str8Fish</font>: you better be
<font color="red">DrModern</font>: or else what, you will be like "omg banned for being too laggy"
<font color="blue">Str8Fish</font>: hmm
<font color="blue">Str8Fish</font>: no witty retort at this time
<font color="red">DrModern</font>: pwnt, sir

[bozlax]

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when I become mod, the snowfall in hell will make the air on the surface of the earth so cold it will be dense enough for pigs to fly in. Oh, and Boz will have been named the King of Norway, so won't have any time to peruse 2p2, anyway.

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fyp

[Bilgefisher]

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: (8.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

<font color="white">Seat 2: Bilgefisher mucked [9d 9c]
(big blind) showed [2s Js] and won ($20) with a flush, Jack high </font>


Sneakin into 6-max. Variance hell...its a friggin roller coaster. What do you do on the turn?

[elffaw]

I have the MS Natural 4000. It's the best keyboard I've used, the tilting downwards thing is genious. The only bad thing about it is that it takes up a lot of desk/keyboard tray space. It's really huge.

In other news, the recent Neteller news (check the Legislation forum) is a real effing downer. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[OziBattler]

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In other news, the recent Neteller news (check the Legislation forum) is a real effing downer. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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thx for the xpost efflaw.

I was hoping to not to have to visit the Legislation forum for a while [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[milesdyson]

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (3 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, MP checks.

Turn: (1.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, MP calls.

River: (3.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 5.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qd Jh (two pair, aces and fours).
MP has Th 6h (two pair, aces and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 5.50 BB. </font>


PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: (2.40 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls.

Turn: (3.20 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (5.20 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 5.20 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 8h Ks (one pair, fours).
Button has 9h Qc (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 5.20 BB. </font>