Stale observations people still think are funny/original/surprising - Page 2

astroglide · #11 10-20-2006, 03:02 PM

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OMFG suburban American life is both banal and scandalous!

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i have your back in that thread

Patrick del Poker Grande · #12 10-20-2006, 03:04 PM

Alright, this is only maybe marginally applicable here, but I'm sick of the same tired Catholic priest + altar boy jokes.

Boris · #13 10-20-2006, 03:08 PM

Here are a couple baseball "funny" things that annoy the hell out of me:

1. announcers making fun of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim name. Get over it already.

2. pointing out repeatedly that players on the bench think it's really funny when the third base coach falls on his azz avoiding a line drive foul ball.

T.J. Combo · #14 10-20-2006, 03:09 PM

Random strangers telling me that smoking is harmful to my health.

Really? It's harmful? Hey, now that you mentioned it, it says it's pretty harmful right on the box. Hey, what makes you think that if I'm not listening to the Surgeon General of the U.S., I'm gonna listen to you?

Mel Gibson · #15 10-20-2006, 03:12 PM

I'm tired of all these Mel Gibson jokes. I mean wtf, what did he ever do to anybody?

miajag · #16 10-20-2006, 03:13 PM

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Random strangers telling me that smoking is harmful to my health.

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Same thing, except with fast food. Wait, so potatoes deep-fried in lard and Grade D ground beef aren't good for me? Really? You think so, doctor?

A S U · #17 10-20-2006, 03:22 PM

If you would have have X & Y instead of your hand and he would have had X & Y instead of his hand and the board didn't read A, B & C we would have had a jackpot.

Pointed out at least 10 times a hour by anybody older than 40 or asian.

private joker · #18 10-20-2006, 03:22 PM

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You think so, doctor?

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Man, I love me a Boogie Nights quote.

danzasmack · #19 10-20-2006, 03:25 PM

just about anything involving michael jackson.

When I was growing up it was the "thumb is not a finger" thing

oddjob · #20 10-20-2006, 03:32 PM

when people make observations about you that you can't possibly not know about.

like for me, i sweat a lot, so when people say some stupid [censored] like "wow you're really sweating" reall???? i hadn't noticed those droplets of water running down my face. thanks.

or when you make a bad joke and someone has to say, that wasn't funny. especially from people who aren't very funny. i just want to point out every failed joke they make.