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Old 10-08-2006, 08:37 AM
Eleusis Eleusis is offline
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Default Re: In ten days, bankroll=bankroll x 215

p.s. I suck.
p.p.s:

I was going to type something really cool but then i burnt myself on the nose with a cig. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-2006, 08:38 AM
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Default Re: In ten days, bankroll=bankroll x 215

it happens
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Old 10-08-2006, 08:38 AM
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Default Re: In ten days, bankroll=bankroll x 215

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uh say goodbye to my "bankroll"

Then of course, I found "super monkey tilt".

I think I have $4 maybe if I'm lucky.


Alcohol is fun but alcoholism sucks for poker.

I'm SUCH an [censored].



My poor daughter... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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i laughed...though it's really sad if it's true, the last part especially

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Unfortunately, it's all true.

Fortunately, I'm a fart smeller.


errrr.... smart feller.


Wait a minute.

My mom has money, and she loves her sole grand-daughter. She'll never go hungry.

I'm a dick, and probably will always feel like one.

I suck. (my awesome beautiful wife can elaborate on that too)

[censored]

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A roller coaster of emotions. I laughed. I cried. Two thumbs up!
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Old 10-08-2006, 08:53 AM
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Default Re: In ten days, bankroll=bankroll x 215

Thank you.

I'm an ahole.
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Old 10-08-2006, 02:48 PM
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Default Re: In ten days, bankroll=bankroll x 215

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Well, true to form....

Guess. Really! Just take a guess!

OK then, here:

I got exceptionally drunk tonight, then played too high.

Started at NL$25... worked it up to $125...

Two bad beats is all it took:

Limped with K2 on the button, enjoyed a K52 flop... dude went all in, and I called.... he had 52 and caught his 5 on the river. No biggy, cost me maybe $40.

VERY next hand... I raise (I had been very LAG) same dude pushes... I call with KK. He shows TT and catches on the turn.

uh say goodbye to my "bankroll"

Then of course, I found "super monkey tilt".

I think I have $4 maybe if I'm lucky.


Alcohol is fun but alcoholism sucks for poker.

I'm SUCH an [censored].



My poor daughter... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Bill Frist had you in mind
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Old 10-08-2006, 02:58 PM
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Default Re: In ten days, bankroll=bankroll x 215

you suck at bbv
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Old 10-08-2006, 04:10 PM
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Your life is a beat.
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Old 10-08-2006, 04:22 PM
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people like you shouldnt be allow to procreate
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Old 10-08-2006, 05:08 PM
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Your life is a beat.

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Old 10-08-2006, 05:22 PM
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Default Re: In ten days, bankroll=bankroll x 215

This thread sucks. I know you're trying to be funny and all but its not working. =\
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