To all you French hating Americans

[Dr Gonzo]

Wow, that's rough...however, I do hate freedom fries.

[dhaimon]

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Are the french even allowed to own guns?

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probably not without a permit, which is a good thing.

[Spechel EDD]

guns arent the ones that cause crimes, its the criminals.

[diebitter]

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Are the french even allowed to own guns?

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No, the frequency of the insurance payouts for damage due to dropping made the premiums too high to be affordable.

[MuresanForMVP]

Didn't France try to ban McDonald's? and Coke? and doesn't the government control what's played on the radio, so that there's not "too much" American music being played? France=teh overrated. Benjimo=teh suck.

[phish]

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It's unfortunate the US has so many hypocrises and corrupt politicians. The far right and far left are doing a good job bringing this country down in just about every facet at this time. There are a number of countries I would rather live in than the United States. France is by no means one of them.

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Uh, name one far-left politician of any national or even state influence.

The mainstream US political system (and media) is skewed so far to the right that even the 'lefties' are centrists at best.

Think about it, what developed country in this day and age still have debates about whether evolution should be taught in school. or that the only real resistance to the war in Iraq is solely because it's not going well tactically. or that the dead-spectre of 'socialism' can still be raised whenever anyone even starts talking about some government sponsored health care system. or tries to ban remote/internet gambling with the exception of horce racing

[NajdorfDefense]

Among the Euro Weenies

"...Eventually he got, as the Europeans always do, to the part about "Your country's never been invaded." ... "You don't know the horror, the suffering. You think war is..."

I snapped.

"A John Wayne movie," I said. "That's what you were going to say, wasn't it? We think war is a John Wayne movie. We think life is a John Wayne movie - with good guys and bad guys, as simple as that. Well, you know something, Mister Limey Poofter? You're right. And let me tell you who the bad guys are.

They're us. WE BE BAD.

"We're the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We're three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock-market crash on our mother's side.
You take your Germany, France, Spain, roll them all together and it wouldn't give us room to park our cars.

We're the big boys, Jack, the original, giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt kickers of all time.

When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in the Cap d'Antibes. And we've got an American Express card credit limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go.

"You say our country's never been invaded? You're right, little buddy. Because I'd like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who'd have the guts to try.

We drink napalm to get out hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying 'Cheerio.' Hell can't hold our sock-hops. We walk taller, talk louder, spit further, [censored] longer, and buy more things than you know the names of.
I'd rather be a junkie in New York than king, queen, and jack of all you Europeans. We eat little countries like this for breakfast and siht them out before lunch."

Of course, the guy should have punched me. But this was Europe. He just smiled his shabby, superior European smile.

God, don't these people have dentists?"





by P.J. O'Rourke

[mlagoo]

god i also hate lame cheesy patriotic tripe like this

[Requin]

holla you goddamned bastards who always call me a surrender monkey EVEN WHEN I JUST CALLED YOU DOWN WITH ACE [censored] HIGH just got your cumuppance which is probably a french word too


The other americans are cool though, come up to Quebec some time and I'll get you a cheap French hooker.

[ICallHimGamblor]

France is going to be majority Muslim in thirty years anyway. Then good luck buying wine, or playing cards, or walking down the street without getting beheaded.