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10-03-2006, 04:43 AM
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Preparation for the future.
Since Party and other major poker sites will be tapping into the Asian market in the nearby future, I figure us HSNLers should practice Asian languages since we *are* HSNLers and always try to stay ahead of the pack. Today's lesson is Chinese because well, there's a billion of them.
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English Chinese That's not right Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding Stupid Man Dum fukk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here Wai So Dim I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu Great Fa Kin Su Pa 
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10-03-2006, 05:04 AM
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Re: Preparation for the future.
Easily the least funny thing I've seen all day. Congratulations!
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10-03-2006, 07:36 AM
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Re: Preparation for the future.
A few (or most) of you do not find this funny. That's fine with me, for the same reason I don't find Conan O'Brien or David Letterman funny; perhaps it is due to the way our humorous bone is structured.
If I have to guess, you are probably non-Asian or do not have a lot of Asian friends (I hope that line didn't come out as a racist comment). I am Asian and my Asian friends think it's funny. Perhaps for the same reason why white people find him funny and minorities in this country find him funny.
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