Best Quick Joke you know - Page 19

SoHotRightNow · #**181** 09-18-2006, 12:05 AM

2 guys walk into a bar filled with beautiful women. The one says to the other "You know, I could get any woman in this bar if I wanted". The other replies "Bullsh*t, how can you be so sure". He replies with "because I'm a rapist".

GBP04 · #**182** 09-18-2006, 12:25 AM

some of these are awesome

tinin · #**183** 09-18-2006, 01:03 AM

More jokes about those damn frog-eaters:

Q. Why do French tanks have 5 reverse gears and 1 forward gear?
A. The forward gear is to be used in the event that the tank is attacked from the rear!

Q. Why do French ships have glass bottoms?
A. So they can see all of their other ships!

dinopoker · #**184** 09-18-2006, 01:19 AM

Did you hear the French raised their terror alert level?

They raised it from 'Run' to 'Hide'

The only higher levels are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'

KOTLP · #**185** 09-18-2006, 01:40 AM

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think we care.

PokerFink · #**186** 09-18-2006, 03:08 AM

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

awebz · #**187** 09-18-2006, 03:11 AM

[ QUOTE ]
What do you call a black guy who flys an airplane.

A Pilot.

[/ QUOTE ]

PorkPieHat · #**188** 09-18-2006, 09:15 AM

Baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Let me guess, Canadian Club on the rocks?"

Tater10 · #**189** 09-18-2006, 09:23 AM

What do you do if swallowed by an elephant?

Run around 'til you're pooped out.

AJGibson · #**190** 09-18-2006, 09:30 AM

Q: What has six legs and bleeds?

A: <font color="white">A chair and half a cow </font>