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#241
09-12-2006, 10:56 PM
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Re: Post a confession here
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] LOL KEYWESTAMENTS. so like, would you have cuddled afterwards? be honest... hahahahahhahahahahahhaha [/ QUOTE ] Maybe. He was a recovering alcoholic, though, so we probably would've skipped the after, uh, dinner drink [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Pretty sure you were both the dinner and the drink there buddy. [/ QUOTE ] Nice hand, sir [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Ahh, good-ol' Key West. Last thing I heard, Tommy moved to NYC with his boyfriend, who also was a recovering alcoholic. They were going to start some dog-walking/sitting business in Manhattan or something. I wish Tommy and his orange wardrobe nothing but the best. 
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#242
09-12-2006, 10:58 PM
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Re: Post a confession here
I've always wanted to watch somebody fall down a spiral staircase
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#244
09-12-2006, 11:02 PM
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Re: Post a confession here
im probably going to be murdered in the next few days
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#246
09-12-2006, 11:51 PM
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Re: Post a confession here
Spring Break 2001. Mexico. There is a "club" that allows you to tips in quarters to the stage dancer.
Nobody throws out a single quarter, rather they are stacked in 5$ rolls and put on stage. The girls "pick them up" through the cootch. A friend of mine and I thought it would be a great idea to heat one of the the quarters with a lighter and put it in the middle of stack. Hilarity was sure to ensure. We get the thing almost red hot and put it in the middle of a 10$ stack. She comes over, shoves them in and immediatly screams in pain. Bouncers are instantly upon us and "escort" us through the door, and into the street where we are handed our asses. DO I feel bad? yes. Was it the funniest thing I have ever seen? Indeed.
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#247
09-12-2006, 11:55 PM
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Re: Post a confession here
I have done something I said would never do and that is pay for sex. In the last 4 months I have become addicted to hookers I go to vegas once a month stay for a week on average and when I am there I dont even think about poker anymore I get more excited heading to the bar at the bellagio or walking the strip at 2am and wating for a girl to take to my room. I am 24 have had sex with 18 girls and out of the 18 8 were not hookers. I look good I dont need to pay for sex but it seems so much better this way but the negetives are its expansive and unhealthy. Also I like chubby girls I dont no why I just do if I could have sex with anyone in the world it would be Anne Nicole Smith when she was fat.
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#250
09-13-2006, 12:13 AM
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Re: Post a confession here
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Spring Break 2001. Mexico. There is a "club" that allows you to tips in quarters to the stage dancer. Nobody throws out a single quarter, rather they are stacked in 5$ rolls and put on stage. The girls "pick them up" through the cootch. A friend of mine and I thought it would be a great idea to heat one of the the quarters with a lighter and put it in the middle of stack. Hilarity was sure to ensure. We get the thing almost red hot and put it in the middle of a 10$ stack. She comes over, shoves them in and immediatly screams in pain. Bouncers are instantly upon us and "escort" us through the door, and into the street where we are handed our asses. DO I feel bad? yes. Was it the funniest thing I have ever seen? Indeed. [/ QUOTE ] This is hilarious.
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