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Old 09-08-2006, 01:52 PM
Dids Dids is offline
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Pretty much all my player notes questions the players sexuality or procilivity to have sex with animals because they did something horrible like call down with top pair top kicker and created a "pot sliding wrong way" situation".

I finally played live with a person like this, and I could not contain my outward contempt for her and I think ended up making her leave the table. That was fun.

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Trip report?

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3 hands into session I get aces, flop is like Q9x or something. I bet all streets, the final board is like KQJ9 and she calls showing her 9s. Then she's like "I'm sorry" and I was like "don't apologize, you won".

Then the next hand I flop a set of Qs on a QJ9 flop, we put in a lot of bets on the flop and turn (I'm an idiot given that there's no way she plays a non-straight hand like this on the turn) and she eventually slows down with KT because she doesn't realize she has the nut straight. When she call the river she actually says (I think you've got the one hand that beats me) and I'm like "YAY" but then I'm like "OMG".

Again she tries to apologize, and I say something like "don't, seriously, I should have lost a lot more money on those hands, thanks".

Prior to that she was all happy person at the table and like yucking it up, but shortly thereafter she got quiet and eventually racked up. I'm not sure I was the cause, but I'd like to think I was.
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:54 PM
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At least you didn't punch her in the cooter.
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:57 PM
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"owes me x amount of Sklansky dollars"

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Old 09-08-2006, 01:57 PM
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Chasing fkn donkey that hits every draw
Horrible
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:57 PM
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Stacked me
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Old 09-08-2006, 02:00 PM
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Stacked me

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Old 09-08-2006, 02:00 PM
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mine are nhnd (no hand no draw) and spazztard.
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Old 09-08-2006, 02:00 PM
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Slow roll this [censored]
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Old 09-08-2006, 02:02 PM
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[censored] Neanderthal
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Old 09-08-2006, 02:11 PM
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I always note when and what hand they c/r with because I FOCK ING HATE C/RAISERS

FOCK YEAH
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