weird things you do

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

Awesome thread. I had the same idea for a thread like 3 days ago and never made it.

-I cannot suck on hard candies. I always bite down after like 5 seconds. Even at the beginning if I say to myself, "Ok, suck on this one til the end." I always find myself having bitten down 10 seconds later.

-I really don't like drinking milk. It's not that I don't like the taste, I just think it's gross.

-I really like wearing shorts. I always used to try and hold out as long as I could before switching to jeans when the seasons change. I knew it was time when I walked around outside and was the only one with shorts. (I don't really do this anymore though.)

-Craig

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Occasionally when looking at porn I like to switch it up and watch a she-male bang a girl.

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scary.

[miajag]

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when eating a banana, she immediately removes the peels completely, instead of using it as a handle. this bugs me A LOT.
when having dinner, she eats the entire plate without drinking a thing and after she's finished, drinks an entire glass of milk. wtf, why even bother then??



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these are both completly standard with me

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I think it's weirder that she always drinks milk with dinner than that she waits till the end to drink.

[Daniel Magix]

• After reading this thread, I guess a weird thing I do is NOT being bothered by embarrassing situations on TV.

• Occasionally while driving, I will imagine my little Saturn to be a super-vehicle with an unlimited variety of weaponry. the other cars on the road are my enemies. One of my favorite weapons to imagine, is a steel wire that I can fire at telephone poles as I pass, ripping them down with the wire, causing them to fall in the road behind me and smash the enemy car following me.

• I eat my own skin.

[CaptainBusto]

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I think it's weirder that she always drinks milk with dinner than that she waits till the end to drink.

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whats weird about milk?
when i eat at home i drink milk with my meals like 95% of the time (occasionally i feel like beer).

[miajag]

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I think it's weirder that she always drinks milk with dinner than that she waits till the end to drink.

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whats weird about milk?
when i eat at home i drink milk with my meals like 95% of the time (occasionally i feel like beer).

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Nothing's weird about it in general, but I think it's pretty unusual for anyone older than 10 to drink it at every meal.

[Tony_P]

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heres a couple that my gf does:
when eating a banana, she immediately removes the peels completely, instead of using it as a handle. this bugs me A LOT.
when having dinner, she eats the entire plate without drinking a thing and after she's finished, drinks an entire glass of milk. wtf, why even bother then??

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you must be dating my ex

[dibbs]

I will not wear shorts in public (unless its basketball/the beach/pool), I find it incredibly tacky for some weird reason.

When I walk on tiled floors I trace the pattern a knight would make on a chessboard and try to keep in line with it with every step.

Ive downed every drug under the sun pretty much, but fear advil for some reason. I dont believe in band aids either.

I cover my pasta sauce with red wine and vinegar salad dressing, with most sauces, its hard for me to eat pasta without this.

I will randomly and often switch fake accents, sometimes british, sometimes redneck, sometimes indian etc.

I make up annoying songs and sing them (and some that arent made up, I was getting looks for doing Stueys 'My left foot' thing,' when I got dragged into hollister last week), anything from "I LIKE ME, I LIKE ME, IM THE BEST THAT I CAN BE" to random crap about my friends or whatever. I dont know if this and the previous thing are weird though, could probably just be filed under obnoxious.

[FortunaMaximus]

I'll punt an apartment once in awhile and go sleep on park benches, watch movies in theatres, read all day, just watch people living their lives and wonder what the hell they're doing.

[Dids]

You people eating in sections are so missing out.

When I used to drive, and my car's radio was busted, I would sign, loudly a song I made up that questioned the sexuality of everybody else on the road for not driving with enoug agression. (I forget exactly, but something that rhymed "drive fast" with "dicks in the ass") This kinda turned into a 30 minute freestyle opera.

Like that other guy, when I play sports games I not only do play by play, but I tend to invent backstories about my teams. Like if I redraft a team for NBA Live, I'll figure out what my team was like last year, and who was a trade, a free agent signging, and how we did last year.