who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?

[elliot]

okay smartasses, then who would win in a fight between lee jones.....and ditka?

[housenuts]

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okay smartasses, then who would win in a fight between lee jones.....and ditka?



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a certain coach ditka

[ilovebadbeats]

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i heard lee jones has a bankroll of one million dollars.

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I had a similar question a few months back...(Dikshit Vs. Congressman Bob Goodlatte)

Here is my "Tale of the Tape" for that Match-up, MTV's Celebirty Deathmatch Style...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...page=&vc=1

(WARNING: the above link will take you into OOT, and you may never be the same
after being exposed to the addictive madness!!!)

The gents in OOT the day I made the post couldn't stop thinking about banging random chicks for 5 minutes to share their thoughts w/ me about the match-up, which is standard...)

As for THIS match-up, I'd have to go with Dikshit, but I would secretly be rooting Lee Jones to win...

[canada_dry]

Funny, I got a warning in my inbox from a mod for using the same "bad" word that is used in the title of this thread.

Glad to see consistency.

Good going mods!

[mpslg]

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Funny, I got a warning in my inbox from a mod for using the same "bad" word that is used in the title of this thread.

Glad to see consistency.

Good going mods!

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I didn't know we weren't supposed to say "lee."

[McBusto]

Hello Roger,

I've met Lee in person a couple of times now and, while I haven't met
Anurag, I can tell you that Lee isn't someone you'd want to mess with. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Regards,

ScottW
PokerStars Support Team

[DuderinoAB]

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okay smartasses, then who would win in a fight between lee jones.....and ditka?



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a certain coach ditka

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But wait...Lee's right fist is named Ditka...and the left one is Jordan.

[ptmusic]

I thought the Stars reply made this a great thread.

But your post put it over the top. The prose was phenomenal! Seriously, I say this is a candidate for POTM (millenia).

Did you make that collage of 2+2 lore (the one with Biel, etc.)?

[William]

Great post, much fun to read.
I will still be expecting my royalties every 3 months [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
(and please cash only, no cars this time.)

[BOTW]

My best guess is the original was by SpearsBritney and included Jesus vs. Bison. The one I used was an animated version of Burlap's revision that was Diablo vs. Sklansky, and I think Stuey made it. I added stuff, and I also didn't upload the correct image. IIRC Stuey did the [censored] v Elaine as well.


My apologies to the originators and here's the version that should have been in the original story:






***SPOILER ALERT***
I talked with a friend who owns the book. He told me that while Ray Zee was busy blabbering about animals and stuff, El Diablo took the dead bodies of both Lee and Anaurag and brought them back to life. They are currently working as a tag team duo in the Mexican wrestling circuit, with the mysterious "Ulysses" as their manager. Lee goes by 'El jalapeno lucha de la casa de auqa a de habenero el ortega el ese angeles de la soul rio libre grande hombre" (which means "river kills") and Dikshit goes by "Picante" (which means "Just when you thought your life was going to be good and there was no way you could possibly lose, I turn out the lights and make you die by my hands"). They are 16-1.