Best or favorite bathroom graffiti

[LrdNikon]

Not that this is all that impressive, but I saw the other day "Toilet tennis- look left" and the obligatory "Toilet tennis- look right" on the stall walls and it got me thinking there has got to be some good quotes or art or something that people have seen.

[Ringo]

I saw a sign stating "Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted". Underneath, someone had written "Bill Posters is innocent!"

I'll see if I can find/link to the picture.

Ringo

[TheMainEvent]

[gilper]

"eat a bag of f---"
I don't even know what that means but it made me laugh.

[PokerAmateur4]

[ QUOTE ]


[/ QUOTE ]WTF does post no bills mean?

And that's funny.

There's a book of these out there somewhere.

[JuntMonkey]

Stephen King has a story relating to this stuff in "Everything's Eventual".

On the electric hand dryers:

PUSH BUTT
RUB
STOP

[Peter Harris]

[ QUOTE ]
Stephen King has a story relating to this stuff in "Everything's Eventual".

On the electric hand dryers:

PUSH BUTT
RUB
STOP

[/ QUOTE ]

Continuing the Stephen King theme, his favourite piece of graffiti is

[ QUOTE ]
SAVE RUSSIAN JEWS! COLLECT VALUABLE PRIZES!

[/ QUOTE ]

this graffiti is referenced in several of his works, one of which is the short story that feeling, you can only say it in french, off the top of my head.

[JuntMonkey]

I'm somewhat haunted by this fictional graffiti (seriously):

For a good time, call Jenny
867-5309

[NSchandler]

In high school I remember reading a poem in one of the stalls:

"Here I sit, skipping class
Brown turds falling from my ass
Some will sink, some will swim
Some will dry up on the rim."

[Habib Marwan]

People make "grout" jokes on the tiles of our school library bathroom. Some favorites:

"Strike three! You're grout!"
"Grout Expectations"
"Whatchu talkin grout Willis?"