Star Trek humor

[JJNJustin]

Post anything funny or ridiculous about anything related to Star Trek (the original or otherwise), the series, the movies, etc.

-J

[Full Metal]

The borg spelled backwards is "grob"

[KOTLP]

this guy may never have sex again

[Skipbidder]

You haven't been to a sci fi convention before, apparently. This guy gets to have sex if he is taller than he is wide (and maybe anyway) and can form sentences. He's not pulling the quality P that you may be thinking of, but he's getting something.

[KOTLP]

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You haven't been to a sci fi convention before, apparently. This guy gets to have sex if he is taller than he is wide (and maybe anyway) and can form sentences. He's not pulling the quality P that you may be thinking of, but he's getting something.

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This is intriguing, I'm having images of Klingon orgies. Details plz.

The coolest trek related thing I've seen was probably Stovokor, a Klingon death metal band. The lead singer was huge, missing a hand, and generally a badass. He challenged the lead singer of the band before them to an arm wrestling match. The guy accepted too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stovokor_(band)

[Dynasty]

Take my Worf, please!

[LuckOfTheDraw]

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Take my Worf, please!

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I can't believe I'm LOLing at this.

[JJNJustin]

Why was the transporter always broken? That thing was malfunctioning like every episode. Even when they werent using it there was always a guy in overalls with a wrench on the floor underneath it tweaking something. That right there would make me kind of queezy about stepping onto the platform. Talk about fear of flying. Was it a second hand defective model or something?

Poor Scotty had so many responsibilities on the ship. When he wasnt trying to fix the broken transporter, he had like 1000 guys all with short hair cuts, dark hair, clean shaven, and wearing red shirts working in the engineering room. How the hell did he keep track of names? They all looked exactly alike.

Scotty: "Jensen what is the trouble with this reactor?"
Officer: "The divalium crystals are broken, sir, and its Murray not Jensen."
Scotty: "Thank you Murray. Where in the blazes is Jensen?"
Officer: "He was killed on the last episode, sir."
Scotty: "Great Scott that's right lad, I'd almost forgot."

With the constant transporter malfunctions, dilithium crystal problems, antimatter generator meltdowns, and having to keep track of 1000 engineers all of whom looked exactly alike, its no wonder poor Scotty was an alcoholic. Every other episode was he nipping on Scottish whiskey. That job was too much stress for anybody.

-J

[Photoc]

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With the constant transporter malfunctions, dilithium crystal problems, antimatter generator meltdowns, and having to keep track of 1000 engineers all of whom looked exactly alike, its no wonder poor Scotty was an alcoholic. Every other episode was he nipping on Scottish whiskey. That job was too much stress for anybody.

-J

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Someone needs a life [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[jedi]

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