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[Tuco]

OH BABY!

We are in for a gem of a trip report and probably a fabulous trainwreck.

...and just when I thought this thread was doomed for hibernation again!

Tuco.

[Brian]

Tuco,

Unfortunately, not really. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Got some coffee and went to see Talladega Nights with that cold msg girl from Yahoo, then went back to her place and watched some Fun With Dick and Jane; went in for a kiss, she said "too fast" after about 10 secs of making out, I left 10m later. She said something like "well give me a call sometime" and we did a mini-hug on the way out. My friend suggested that I should have tried waving a dollar in front of her to see if that got me any further.

I think hippie chick may have given me something, or maybe my dick is irritated from all the sex in the past few days. I'm trying to diagnose it myself, so far I have concluded it is PROBABLY not Herpes. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] How long would it take something to show up?

-Brian

[Wilco666]

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I think hippie chick may have given me something, or maybe my dick is irritated from all the sex in the past few days. I'm trying to diagnose it myself, so far I have concluded it is PROBABLY not Herpes. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] How long would it take something to show up?

-Brian

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Did you use a condom?

[EricW]

[ QUOTE ]
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I think hippie chick may have given me something, or maybe my dick is irritated from all the sex in the past few days. I'm trying to diagnose it myself, so far I have concluded it is PROBABLY not Herpes. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] How long would it take something to show up?

-Brian

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Did you use a condom?

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No man, I think she was really tight or something so he pulled the condom out. Then his dog got hold of it and hilarity ensued.

Unfortunately for our Brian, he probably has teh herp now [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Brian]

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Did you use a condom?

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Nope, I rawdogged it 3 times.

I'm pretty sure I have seen this on me before, I think it freaked me out a few years ago after I rawdogged it w/ some bitch. Its a whole [censored] of red spots on the tip of my penis (I am uncircumsised). Tho I have been rawdogging my g/f for 4 years now and don't remember seeing it once, so that's what has me worried. Then again I don't think I've had as much sex with my girlfriend in the past year as I have w/ a few girls in the past few weeks.

-Brian

[Tuco]

Dude,

Get to the clinic immediately.

Also, keep fighting the good fight my brother.

Tuco.

[Brian]

Balanitis

99% sure this is what it is (tho I probably still have herpes from rawdogging it w/ hippie chick):

http://cliniquelactuel.com/home/page/std/balanitis

For any tl;dr, it's not an STD and it's common in uncircumsised men. Oh, and my dick looks just like the pics on that site, only 5x bigger.

-Brian

[Wilco666]

Brian, hate to sound like a dick (ha!), but if you screw millions of desperate chicks in a span of weeks, you might consider using condoms no matter what happens.

We don't want your cock to fall off. We want more excellent trip reports.

Good luck!

[bugstud]

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Brian, hate to sound like a dick (ha!), but if you screw millions of desperate chicks in a span of weeks, you might consider using condoms no matter what happens.

We don't want your cock to fall off. We want more excellent trip reports.

Good luck!

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qft

[Brian]

Wilco,

Yeah, I know bro. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I'm a moran. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Hopefully a lucky one... I put it on, but seriously couldn't get into her (not cause the condom was thick, was just b/c I couldn't feel my way around). I attempted for about 3-4m but finally said "[censored] it"; it's been so long since I've had to use one that I feel like an amateur when I use one, and of course like any guy I hate them already anyways. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Hopefully, tonight's incident will scare me into always using them no matter what in the future... prob not tho. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

-Brian