banging chicks from myspace.com - Page 347

Assani Fisher · #**3461** 08-10-2006, 02:24 PM

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I actually went to Magruder for 3 years and then just to QO for my last year....I still consider Magruder as my high school. Did you go to SV when Chris Kelly went there?

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Yeah, graduated in 2000. I think he was moved to safety in college and then never heard from again.

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lol @ chris kelley...he was supposed to be maryland's star QB but tore his ACL like 6 times and eventually moved to safety. I think he actually got signed as a free agent by an NFL team but got cut.

[/ QUOTE ]yeah, injuries that derail a career are just hilarious.

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I was more LOLing at the memory of all the drama that surrounded him at Maryland. Obviously his injuries sucked.

[/ QUOTE ]Yeah, I was just messin' with you. No worries.

ftball0000 · #**3462** 08-10-2006, 05:22 PM

This thread is pure gold.... my gf had to come over to see what i was laughing out loud about... when I finally explained it all, she laughed as well, nothing like making fun of fat chicks.

Here's my myspace.... http://www.myspace.com/jonramz

friend away

TIEdup14 · #**3463** 08-10-2006, 05:23 PM

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If OOT demands it, I will find out whether or not she's a virgin - the hard way.

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LOLOL.

You are my favorite poster, period.

bdohaney · #**3464** 08-10-2006, 05:45 PM

This thread truly is one of the funniest things I have ever found on the internet... While I am obviously not "in the contest" being that my wife and the relationship with her are two of the few things that I am truly happy with in my life right now (my daughter being the other). That said, even though I have NO interest or intention of hooking up myself, I actually met my wife online and am more than happy to give advice, help in the research of new lines, etc.

my page is http://www.myspace.com/bdpoker

I know, I desperately need to do something with it.

WayAbvPar · #**3465** 08-10-2006, 05:46 PM

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Body: i tryed to call ur house n ur phone. u didnt pick ur house phone up adn ur cell went to voice mail. but i was just lettin you know that i wasnt able to make it to the movies cause i was in the hospital with a family member. i was there from bout 4 in the morning to 1245. im really sorry i couldnt get a hold of you n when you called i was in the room in the hospital n they would nt let us have our cell phones in the room. im really sorry.

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Dear sweet baby Flying Spaghetti Monster. Text messaging is destroying people's ability to communicate. I can barely [censored] understand what this dunce is on about.

IggyWH · #**3466** 08-10-2006, 05:56 PM

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All these "profile pimper" pages I have been to...

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I dig this site :

http://www.myspacescripts.com/

Here's me if you're interested :

www.myspace.com/iggywh

I like sticking with the "clean" looking layouts.

Brian · #**3467** 08-10-2006, 06:30 PM

Hm, I think the girl that stood me up might be messing with me. Here's a quote from our AIM convo the other night:

[02:57] her: u know ne of teh host at ocharleys
[02:57] me: oooh, yeah that is hard to believe! i thought people hated the restaurants they work at
[02:57] her3: no i lov eit
[02:57] me: no not really, do you?
[02:57] her: yeah
[02:58] her: i was just makin sure you dont know this boitch named jamie tht wrks there
[02:58] me: lol
[02:58] me: nope, dont know her

I just got this msg from this girl:

Date: Aug 10, 2006 3:13 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject RE: oi
Body: what???

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 6, 2006 3:50 PM

inside?

Pretty sure she read the original a few days ago, and just now responded. Her name is Jamie, and her profile says she is a hostess at O'Charleys. I ate at O'Charleys for lunch today after the original bitch stood me up. Their pics look really similiar, heres the one that stood me up again (both even have the hand-cupped-over-mouth pic):

I would be certain they are the same if this Jamie bitch weren't so thin looking in most of her other pics.

-Brian

WayAbvPar · #**3468** 08-10-2006, 06:32 PM

Run away. Quickly. Before your head ends up in her freezer.

Mr November · #**3469** 08-10-2006, 06:37 PM

complete savage

TIEdup14 · #**3470** 08-10-2006, 06:54 PM

I dont quite understand-- are they mad bc you hit on both of them, or...?

Also what you do to fix it is say, "whoops, accidentally sent this message" to the second gal

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