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Old 08-10-2006, 01:23 AM
Case Closed Case Closed is offline
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The boss at my old job called this whale hunting.
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:28 AM
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Brian.... Do the right thing, take Stay-Puft's virginity.(She has to be a virgin, right?) It would be awesome.
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:28 AM
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The boss at my old job called this whale hunting.

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I'm seeking out dolphins, too, but maybe I'm a lot uglier than I give myself credit for, 'cause the only sea mammal thats taking the bait are these big ugly things.

-Brian
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:35 AM
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I'm seeking out dolphins, too, but maybe I'm a lot uglier than I give myself credit for, 'cause the only sea mammal thats taking the bait are these big ugly things.

-Brian

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You should post your link, I don't think anyone will [censored] with your prospects. We all want to see results.
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:45 AM
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Brian,

I guess beggars can't be choosers. Best of luck to you.
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:51 AM
Brian Brian is offline
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Hey Tim,

I'm not worried about any of the posters here, just the lurkers. I'm sure most people want the sex, then the trainwreck, but I bet theres someone out there who only cares about gratification right now, and it'd be enough of a trainwreck for them to either piss off Stay Puft, make the only girl I've banged so far share my penis size/clinginess, or make bigfoot cancel her Friday night plans. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Speaking of Stay Puft, she just left me this comment:

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Hi.. hope i didnt come off as a Rude ass.. ur just kinda weirder than me i guess! haha so whats up?

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What's my play? I haven't spoken to her since the last msg I posted here, somethin about trying to find out if shes really that fat still.

If OOT demands it, I will find out whether or not she's a virgin - the hard way.

-Brian
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:52 AM
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I'm seeking out dolphins, too, but maybe I'm a lot uglier than I give myself credit for, 'cause the only sea mammal thats taking the bait are these big ugly things.

-Brian

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You should post your link, I don't think anyone will [censored] with your prospects. We all want to see results.

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No, don't post it, not if you have these chicks as friends on your page. The forum regulars are little to no risk, but there's bound to be some killjoy lurker out there. If you want to post your pic, just post your pic.
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:53 AM
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I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] your title
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:57 AM
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brian,
I would LOVE to hear a trip report about you figuring this out the hard way, please do it.
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Old 08-10-2006, 02:01 AM
Brian Brian is offline
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Vehn,

My title? Did you find my MySpace? If it's that easy to find, I may go ahead and post it here.

MrWookie,

I was thinking of removing all these chicks from my friends list, then making up some excuse like my buddy deleted all the girls. At the very least, I won't be adding any more future prospects to friends list so when I clear off these few I can share my profile.

I'd post my pics but that'd make it much easier to find me. The only one that matters is the front page one, and if I posted that it'd be very simple. I'd really like advice one which pic I should use though, 'cause I'm pretty sure the one I'm using isn't optimal for the type of girl I'm looking to pick up (contrary to popular belief, looking for slutty women, not just fat chicks :P)

-Brian
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