banging chicks from myspace.com

[siccjay]

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she replies within like 5-10 minutes of my messages, I usually give it a good 30-45.


[/ QUOTE ]If you're doing this on purpose to make it seem like you're busy, stop it.

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Uhm. Worst Advice Ever? Chicks dig guys who are busy. Not ones who hang on myspace waiting for her response.

[Brian]

I have no idea how to follow this one up. I think I may have opened too strong for myself; last time I got this good of a response I'm pretty sure I blew it. She's 20 and has two kids btw:



Date: Aug 9, 2006 1:03 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject RE: oi
Body: Well hey Brian, that's good you're not lame.. Making out is always good.. And here ya go..


1) Yeah, the new Audioslave song took A LONG TIME to grow on me, but it doesn't suck. I definately like the first one WAY better.

2) I guess I've liked my hair anything but red. I'm so not a redhead.. I've had the most fun when it was dark, tho.

3) Heck yeah, my girls are awesome, I hope they look like me, for their sake. I just hope they have better judgement than I did, lol. ...


AND, I just wanna say that you seem pretty cool, not such a loser like the other dudes that message me bein all.. Well loser-y.

ttyl!

Sarah


Date: Aug 7, 2006 10:05 PM
Subject oi
Body: Hi Sarah, I'm Brian. I'm not [censored] lame, I like to make out, and I have 3 questions for you:

1) What do you think of the new Audioslave CD.

2) What's your favorite hair color so far?

3) Do you think your daughters will grow up to be as beautiful as their mama?

Here's what I think:

1) New Audioslave CD is good, but not nearly as good as the 1st. I hated it the first few listens, but it has grown on me.

2) The dark hair looks good on you, but I think I like it blondeish the best.

3) It looks like they are well on their way.

-Brian

[His Boy Elroy]

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Wow, so weird to look back and see a ZJ post now.

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And Gavin as well.

[TIEdup14]

Gold.

Will post my updates in a few days for all to see/ridicule

Newest line (nod to [censored] for it's creation):

Hi X. I'm Antony. I'm not [censored] lame, I like to make out, and I too enjoy {whatever}.

Describe yourself in two words. Extra points for usage of "batshit loco"

[[censored]]

This one is pretty cute I think. I like my stalker opener but I think the key was not getting defensive or apologetic in my response.





----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jeanie
Date: Aug 9, 2006 5:58 PM

Nobody told you I was ladylike 24/7! I tend to get a little defensive when my stalkers accuse ME of stalking them!! You didn't answer me, who are you?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jeremy
Date: Aug 9, 2006 5:53 PM

that's a rather harsh response



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jeanie
Date: Aug 9, 2006 2:42 PM

WTF? Who the [censored] are you?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jeremy
Date: Aug 8, 2006 11:09 PM

OMG!!! Stop Stalking me!

[TIEdup14]

nice pick [censored]

[KOTLP]

I propose the new title "Don Giovanni Incarnate" for Brian.

[miajag]

*** UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE ***

I HAVE A DATE WITH THIS 30 YEAR OLD FAT CHICK ON SUNDAY
SHE SAYS SHE LOVES GIVING HEAD
TRIP REPORT FORTHCOMING
HOLLA

[His Boy Elroy]

oh. em. gee.

get head three times then dip out. post trip report.

[miajag]

I was hoping to meet up with the suicide attempt girl i posted about before, but she didn't message me all day today and has most likely offed herself.