banging chicks from myspace.com

[Lazy Meatball]

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Jesus effing Christ, first night of this and a got a lonely, drunk, (possibly crazy girl) inviting me over.


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"drinking..watching my best friend and her new boyfriend make out and being lonely lol were gonna go on a walk soon to her house and get her money and then to get cigs but all night ive been attempting to get ppl to come over and hang out around a fire in my back yard with us...what are you up to this fine evening?"

This thing is a goldmine. Will report back.

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Oh yeah noob, beware the porn scammer. 5:1 she wants you to sign up for her webcam, good luck though.

[Brian]

OMFG. This is like something you'd see on StileProject. Her profile is private, heres the only pic I can see:



As usual, bottom to top:

Date: Aug 8, 2006 12:44 AM
Subject RE: RE: RE: RE: oi
Body: normally i'm not that forward with the add, but i can't view your profile until i'm your friend, and from the 1 pic i can see of you, you look like a cute chick i'd like to get to know better.

so, let's see if it worked...

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 12:22 AM

hrmm i dunno about that.. does that get u adds often? lol



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 12:14 AM

it's a joke, we'll pretend you played along:

enough to break the ice! ba-dum chk!

can i add you to friends so i can view your profile?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 7, 2006 11:54 PM

say what?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 7, 2006 11:41 PM

how much does a polar bear weigh?

It works, she accepts my friend request. Now, I knew she was a SIF before, hell not even SIF, just an IF, cause there wasn't any secret about it. But little did I know what I was truly dealing with...



Good luck sleeping tonight, my dreams certainly won't be "enchanted".

-Brian

[john voight]

that is sick. someone help my whipe the puke off my keyboard

[SoCalRugger]

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from the 1 pic i can see of you, you look like a cute chick i'd like to get to know better.

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Awesome.

[chh]

ok I just read this whole thread in one go (with breaks for dinner + working out but w/e) and I guess it was worth it though my head is aching quite a bit :P
Unfortunately over here in Germany myspace is about as crowded as world city poker but I did msg some girls from a similar thing for the fun of it, will post results if any, seems like a great pastime for the rainy summer days when you cant hook up w/ girls at the lake [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Considering I once scored a 18 y o virgin that was ~ an 8 through World of Warcraft of all things, this should be quite doable [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Vehn]

Brian needs to have the title "Enchanted Dreams" asap

Speaking of WOW thanks for letting me use your beta account and ruining 1.5 years of my life [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Brian]

Lol, hey Vehn, I totally forgot that that was you I lent it to. I'm glad someone got some use out of it. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Here are some promising leads that I am working on right now:

#1:



She has a few other pics, but all are tiny and blurry like that one, mainly headshots. Cute face, may be a SIF, though her arms are thinnish looking there.

Date: Aug 8, 2006 4:54 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Oi
Body: ill try to r u in collage



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 12:01 PM

Yeah, I hear ya. Well, have a good year @ college!

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 11:39 AM

no i never played sim city. i dont really know wat age group i would like to teach i just would like to teach young kids.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 11:21 AM

Mario is one of my favorites, too. I like to play card games like Poker and computer games mainly, though. Ever played Sim City?

What age children would you like to teach? I don't think I could handle anything younger than 10, but the older you get, the meaner the kids get, so... guess I'm not cut out to be a teacher. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 8:26 AM

i like to play all kind of games but my most favorite games are mario, but i also like racing games, fighting games and shooting games. the other dog in the pic are my friends, my dog is a girl. wat kind of games do u like to play



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 1:33 AM

Hey Lindsey, I'm Brian. I'm not [censored] lame, I like to make out, and I play a lot of video games. It's rare to see a girl who admits to liking video games, which ones do you like to play?

Btw, I love your dog Oreo, that is such a great name for him! I named my doggie Daisy, I think she is very aptly named, too. Whose dog is the other one in your pics?

-Brian

I'm not sure if you'd call what I did there a "push"; I'm still working on grabbing their interest and then doing the push. There I was just like, [censored] it, this chick ain't interested... Worked decently tho, as she responded with what looked to be a modicum of interest. Collage, lol. If I ever get to meet this chick IRL, game over. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

#2:



Date: Aug 8, 2006 4:59 PM
Subject RE: RE: ?
Body: Oh, it's nothing, I'll just find out for myself. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Did you read The Notebook book first, or see the movie first?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 4:28 PM

what are you talking about?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 12:13 AM

are you a myspace tease?

Yeah, I bombed this one, I have no idea where to go with kurosh's line. Thoughts? She's outta my league anyways.


#3:



Subject RE: RE: RE: RE: ?
Body: Yeah, sounds like I'm really gonna enjoy Season 2 then. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Rare to meet a woman on here who likes both Lord of the Rings AND Star Wars. Which movie in each trilogy was your favorite? For me, it's Fellowship of the Ring for LotR and A New Hope for Star Wars. You got a name, woman?

Btw, you are going to boot camp in a few weeks? Tell me more about that.

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 3:15 PM

it was wonderful...it's weird though. doesn't really make sense. it's just one of thoughs shows you have to keep watching. can't wait for season 3!!


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 1:01 PM

Enough to break the ice!

How was Season 2 Lost? I just finished up Season 1 on DVD, and I'm really eager for Season 2 to hurry up and come out!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 7:09 AM

don't know




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 4:20 AM

how much does a polar bear weigh?

She's read my last e-mail with no response. Looks to be game over. Where'd I go wrong, other than obviously selecting someone out of my league? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


#4:



This girl is def just an IF, there's no S about it. Probably a 3 though, I've seen much worse.

Date: Aug 8, 2006 12:38 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: oi
Body: i am motivated by lots of things....lol....ummm the chinese symbol for hope is whats inside my sun....i also have a angel on my upper back....you have any tats???? n im on yahoo messenger if that would be anymore convienent for ya....xxx.....been fun talking with you...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 3:34 PM

Darn it! Well maybe we can protest Coke instead? I don't drink hardly any Coke products, that would be a lot more convenient! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I think it's cool that you scored an Ankh on your test on your profile. I need to put something like that up on mine, but I haven't found any good ones yet. I just took your test and scored Biohazard, but it's not as bad as it sounds! I don't think..:

The biohazard is a representation of craziness, dissorder, and a number of other things. (This I am sure connects to you as well, after all you scored it) You are inspired by your own personal creativity, and you feel you are empowered by your symbol.

Nice tattoo btw, but the pic is a bit fuzzy. What's inside the sun?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 12:07 PM

lmao!!!!! i dont think that would still be considered protesting if you drink their products????? now i may be wrong.....lol....



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 3:05 PM

It's nothing. I think I may join you in your protest of Pepsi, just so long as I can still drink Mountain Dew right?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 11:41 AM

well, im still confused about your message....inside?, what was that supposed to mean?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 1:52 PM

You're excused, though I don't think it's necessary. How's the Pepsi protest going?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 6:36 AM

excuse me??????


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 4:42 AM

inside?

This lead to a short Yahoo conversation, where my eagerness got the best of me and I push/pulled in the same line:

me (8/8/2006 3:07:17 PM): That's cool. Well it was nice chattin' w ya Amanda, maybe I can take you to a scary movie sometime.

It was met well, though. She responded with

her (8/8/2006 3:07:30 PM): that sounds cool.....

#5:



A bit chubby, but my type. This one began with a failed "how much does a polar bear weigh?" attempt. She read but didn't respond, so a few days later I told her I was gonna tell Cris on her. Cris is another MySpace whore who I got to AIM with but didn't get much further. So I figured I had sort of an "in" with this girl, esp. if I can somehow play a jealous game and tell her that I'd like to chat more but I'm interested in Cris, or you know, whatever [censored] will make her want me even more. Haven't had a chance to AIM her yet, she read the last e-mail I sent but no response.

Subject RE: RE: RE: RE: Omg!
Body: Hey Brig,

No, I never get Bri.. Just Brian. You can call me Bri though if you want, 'cause I'm def gonna call you Brig, so it's only fair. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Yeah, you nerd, you spoiled the whole point of the riddle! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] I suppose I probably would have done the exact same thing though when I first heard it had I not known it wasn't a serious question! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I must have just missed ya, 'cause I'm not showing you online. I couldn't help but notice one of your interests was uncircumsised penises.. might I ask why? Also, when did you get to do all that travelling and how did you like Paris? I used to travel a bit awhile back, Australia, Japan, Chile, most of Europe, etc., but it was probably for a lot less cool of a reason than yours. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] And I hated Paris, well, specifically, the French, they were way too anti-American for me, but the Eiffel Tower was cool. :P

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 11:10 AM

surrre...my AIM is xxx...long story....never ahve done acid, i swear. but i think that acid culture is way cool....aww i saw you on cris's friends....

good ice breaker, but that is what a polar bear weighs...i looked it up, ha ha ha. i am a nerd....

nice to meet you brian....no one has ever called me bri but i do get brig, brig-pronounced (bridge), and gigi. how about you brian, ever get bri?

talk to you later
brig


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 8, 2006 12:59 PM

Hey Brigittie, I'm Brian. Anyone ever call you Bri for short? Not me but I kinda like it. You don't know me; I just chatted w/ Cris a time or two a few weeks ago, and recognized you when I was browsing profiles on here, so I decided to send ya a msg.

The answer to the question is, a polar bear weighs enough to break the ice! Ba-dum chk! Usually a good icebreaker, but since you didn't answer the first time, further action had to be taken.

However, now that the ice has been broken, care to share your AIM?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 7:09 AM

I was trying to figure out who you were....but to answer your question ( i actually thought that you were some how connected to a guy i know named polar donkey) umm about 1100-1300lbs....that is factual but MY answer woukld be....hum a wholllllllllllllle bunch....

who are you btw?

brigitte



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 7, 2006 4:21 PM

I'm gonna tell Cris that you ignored my cute joke!

-Brian


Finally, chick #3 from my first post, who I'm meetin up w/ for a date this weekend. She gave me her username/password for some pic site she has, and I found a bikini pic, so thought I'd share.. You may call her a butterface, or hell butterbody, but I call her a normal looking teenager whos about to be seduced. Enjoy (on the left):



-Brian

[LBJ]

OMG it's George Muresan.


Good trip reports though, at least someone is trying.

[TheRover]

Brian, you're utter lack of standards is awesome. Keep up the good work.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[buriedbeds]

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Brian, you're utter lack of standards is awesome. Keep up the good work.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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