My home casino

[nima63]

I have two questions.
1-What is the legality of gambling in CA in general?
2- (to the guy starting his own casino), how do you keep it safe and away from police? they only need one person to play there and confirm you running ilegal casino.


Cheers,

[Dangeresque]

First you're going to need a celebrity endorser. An undisputed worldwide poker champion. Maybe from 1998. One who perhaps could act as a prop when not making money elsewhere. I suggest Bill Fillmaff

Then you're going to need awesome security. So awesome that the cops could raid the place and security could just flip out and like kill them with nunchucks and make out with some sweet ladies. Go with Ninjas

Then your casino will be bragable.

[eviljeff]

how the hell does tworooks not have a custom title by now?

[midwestkc]

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I predict this will become the greatest topic of all time.

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you were so right...even early on in the thread...

[Dangeresque]

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how the hell does tworooks not have a custom title by now?

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I believe he is

Barron of
All
Noobs

Or some equally derrogatory term,

[bdohaney]

HOLY CRAP!!! Yhis is truly the thread that will never die. It shall live eternal!

[jzpiano]

Hopefully this thread will reach 100k views!

[Slade19]

I want my 10 minutes back!

This never got off the ground, Tworooks got banned months ago, and there were less than half a dozen entertaining posts in this thread!

[Grignard]

Add one more to the number of views. This is the first post I saw on this site. I hope the others are just as entertaining.

[Dangeresque]

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I want my 10 minutes back!

This never got off the ground, Tworooks got banned months ago, and there were less than half a dozen entertaining posts in this thread!

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Yes, but we'll always have the moronic dream... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]