Brag : Slick Insult at B&M

[Pog0]

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im trying to work out why you would try to diss someone you were enjoying playing with....

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He clearly fell off the turnip truck when he was younger.

[CaseS87]

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Your mom is a turnip truck.

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[censored] you.

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holy freaking god. nh

[studgear]

Beat : Reading this [censored]

[Flintoff]

WHY did you say that to him?

Why was C/R such a naive act?!?

[dopp16]

This thread sucks

[Gildwulf]

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This joke is not good, this thread rules

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[kyro]

That was about as funny as Sinbad. Not the comedian, he's hilarious; but the sailor. Then again, he was never meant to be funny.

[mlagoo]

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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell down from heaven".

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This was awesome.

also your mom's comment was awesome.

thread saved!

[derosnec]

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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell into my life".

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[Gildwulf]

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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell off a house 30 feet onto pavement and had to get your teeth replaced and then placed 2nd in a WSOP event for 250k".

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