Best Quick Joke you know

[dogsballs]

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What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?





Bob.

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no arms no legs on your doorstep? matt
in a pothole? phil
on the wall? art
no legs? neil
one legged woman? eileen
theres more

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on the beach? Sandy
in the woods? Russell

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i told you there was more
on a poker table? chip

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lying under a car. Jack

[HoldingFolding]

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

[TripleH68]

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

In white <font color="white">They rearranged the furniture. </font>

[Johnny Drama]

Have you heard about that new cologne "Umpire"?

It's for foul balls

[DarkForceRising]

Q: Why didn't the cannibals boil the monk?

A: Because he was a Friar.

[mostsmooth]

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What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?





Bob.

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no arms no legs on your doorstep? matt
in a pothole? phil
on the wall? art
no legs? neil
one legged woman? eileen
theres more

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on the beach? Sandy
in the woods? Russell

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i told you there was more
on a poker table? chip

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lying under a car. Jack

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in a hot tub? stu

[mostsmooth]

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

In white <font color="white">They rearranged the furniture. </font>

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they stomped on her brail books with golf shoes

[CaptainNasty]

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

<font color="white">Megasaurus. </font>

[Duff]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

<font color="white"> Lickalotapus </font>

[perrier]

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A baby seal walks into a club....

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This one wins.