banging chicks from myspace.com - Page 322

tuq · #**3211** 07-11-2006, 04:08 PM

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The grand majority of women are inherently not funny or clever. Those that are are gems (hence the 3 point spot on the scale). I know women who could have ripped that reply off in 2 seconds without thinking twice.

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Just to clarify, you're right. There's like three billion of them so there's bound to be some outliers. I didn't want to come off as a misogynist either - but the book of "great female comedians" would be a very thin one.

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private joker · #**3212** 07-12-2006, 02:55 AM

#**3213** 07-12-2006, 05:57 AM

RunDownHouse · #**3214** 07-12-2006, 06:32 AM

If you lived in Thailand for any appreciable time, are currently in Vegas, and don't know how to respond to a woman from Malaysia currently in Vegas, then I'm afraid no one on earth can help you.

#**3215** 07-12-2006, 06:39 AM

Vehn · #**3216** 07-12-2006, 07:02 PM

I call at 3:30 doesn't pick up goes to voicemail I hang up

I call at 5:30 figuring she wasn't home from work, same thing

5 minutes later I get a text message on my phone

"Why don't you leave a message"

thanks to [censored] I reply back (on my phone) "Live performances only! -c"

and now nothing 1/2 hour later

this chick is way coy

edit she txted me back i'm calling her now

Vehn · #**3217** 07-12-2006, 07:10 PM

talked to her for just 5 mins

kept it COY

date tomorrow at 6

MrWookie · #**3218** 07-12-2006, 07:13 PM

Excellent work, and thanks for the update.

[censored] · #**3219** 07-12-2006, 07:17 PM

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thanks to [censored] I reply back (on my phone) "Live performances only! -c"

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I did pretty much come through big time here

nice work, and congratulations on the date

SackUp · #**3220** 07-12-2006, 07:19 PM

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thanks to [censored] I reply back (on my phone) "Live performances only! -c"

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brilliant. i absolutely love it. this reminds me of when george helped jerry date a girl - reminding him of what to say and telling him what to wear based on what she liked, etc. The girl absolutely loved jerry for it - until george effed up the invitations, slipped on one and the summer of george was ruined.

you might want to buy a double pack of condoms and maybe have some toys handy b/c i think you might have a freak on the leash!

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