SSNL [cheese] thread: JULY (nc) - Page 6

ajmargarine · #51 07-06-2006, 01:50 AM

I'm not a cop. My evening fun:

On a drive, got my window down, pull up to a stoplight. Car pulls up beside me with a bunch of probably 16-yr old kids in it.

kid in backseat: hey dude, you out partying tonite
aj: nope
kid: too bad, man (smirks, lifts up a cup)
aj: what's in the cup?
kid: beer, dude
aj: do you think it's smart showing your beer to an off-duty police officer?
kid: huh, what (other kid in the backseat: mouth drops open)
aj: I said you shouldn't show your beer to an off-duty cop. Dude.
driver: [censored]!!
kid: [censored]!!!(with a look of sheer panic on his face)

**light turns green, they take off, I pull in behind them. They get in the left turn lane for the next light which just turns red. They stop. I'm behind them. I pretend like I'm dialing a number on my cell, and then pretend talk with a cell to my ear. They keep looking back at me and mayhem ensues inside the car. Light turns green. They take off. I follow. Kids start dumping beers out the window out of their cups. I follow for for a few blocks and another left turn. I stop following. I chuckled.

Good times.

Tickner · #52 07-06-2006, 01:56 AM

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Here is where you post how awesome you are...

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My first month of NL cash. (well the first month I took seriously).

SHIPIT!

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Did you play those 5 hands at NL 1000 and 2000 just so you can say you've played every level PP has to offer?

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Exactly.

-Tickner

Keyser. · #53 07-06-2006, 03:28 AM

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I'm not a cop. My evening fun:

On a drive, got my window down, pull up to a stoplight. Car pulls up beside me with a bunch of probably 16-yr old kids in it.

kid in backseat: hey dude, you out partying tonite
aj: nope
kid: too bad, man (smirks, lifts up a cup)
aj: what's in the cup?
kid: beer, dude
aj: do you think it's smart showing your beer to an off-duty police officer?
kid: huh, what (other kid in the backseat: mouth drops open)
aj: I said you shouldn't show your beer to an off-duty cop. Dude.
driver: [censored]!!
kid: [censored]!!!(with a look of sheer panic on his face)

**light turns green, they take off, I pull in behind them. They get in the left turn lane for the next light which just turns red. They stop. I'm behind them. I pretend like I'm dialing a number on my cell, and then pretend talk with a cell to my ear. They keep looking back at me and mayhem ensues inside the car. Light turns green. They take off. I follow. Kids start dumping beers out the window out of their cups. I follow for for a few blocks and another left turn. I stop following. I chuckled.

Good times.

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Awesome.

EMc · #54 07-06-2006, 03:35 AM

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I'm not a cop. My evening fun:

On a drive, got my window down, pull up to a stoplight. Car pulls up beside me with a bunch of probably 16-yr old kids in it.

kid in backseat: hey dude, you out partying tonite
aj: nope
kid: too bad, man (smirks, lifts up a cup)
aj: what's in the cup?
kid: beer, dude
aj: do you think it's smart showing your beer to an off-duty police officer?
kid: huh, what (other kid in the backseat: mouth drops open)
aj: I said you shouldn't show your beer to an off-duty cop. Dude.
driver: [censored]!!
kid: [censored]!!!(with a look of sheer panic on his face)

**light turns green, they take off, I pull in behind them. They get in the left turn lane for the next light which just turns red. They stop. I'm behind them. I pretend like I'm dialing a number on my cell, and then pretend talk with a cell to my ear. They keep looking back at me and mayhem ensues inside the car. Light turns green. They take off. I follow. Kids start dumping beers out the window out of their cups. I follow for for a few blocks and another left turn. I stop following. I chuckled.

Good times.

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AJ, I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you for doing this, but it is too mean.

Spellmen · #55 07-06-2006, 04:24 AM

Any kids dumb enough to drink in a car and then try to run from an "off duty cop" deserve it

quarkncover · #56 07-06-2006, 04:29 AM

This is the first time I have ever actually misread the board, I honestly thought I had the nuts when I pushed. I should have quit after this, but a 6 buy-ins of tilt induced madness later the dust settled and I realized that I need to play less when playing bad and play more when playing good. Please shame me.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($113.21)
UTG ($61.78)
MP ($45.19)
CO ($50)
Hero ($59.45)
SB ($80.94)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.50. SB posts a blind of $0.25.
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, CO (poster) checks, Hero calls $0.50, SB (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($2.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP checks, CO checks, Hero bets $2, SB calls $2, BB folds, MP folds, CO folds.

Turn: ($6.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($6.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $3, Hero calls $56.95 (All-In), SB calls $53.95.

Final Pot: $120.40

Results in white below: 
SB has 7d 9d (straight, nine high).
Hero has Th 9c (high card, king).
Outcome: SB wins $120.40.

yad · #57 07-06-2006, 04:38 AM

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Here is where you post how awesome you are...

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My first month of NL cash. (well the first month I took seriously).

SHIPIT!

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I noticed that you're playing too loose at nl1000. Your stats from nl2000 look good though, except you need to defend your blinds a bit more at this level.

ajmargarine · #58 07-06-2006, 05:03 AM

Tick: I have no clue how I would be able to play 28/20. It does not compute in my brain.

Also, -7 buyins in 1200 hands tonite kinda sucked. Worst nite in a long, long time. Party gave me a two-buyin bonus so it didn't hurt as bad. Sooo many suckouts mixed in with a couple bad plays on my part.

And Quark, I misread a hand too. Reraised my AK preflop, turned out I had Q7. Alot cheaper than your error though, only cost me 12 bb's.

**Oops, not as bad as I thought. 5.5 buy-ins down + $200 from party, makes for down 3.5 buy-ins on the nite. Still feel horrible.

goofyballer · #59 07-06-2006, 07:01 AM

After moving down to NL $50 for 6k hands and doing pretty well, I decided to take a shot back at NL $100. Results:

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $152.95
UTG+1: $298.46
Hero: $98.50
Button: $200.50
SB: $92.85
BB: $84.20

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($15.5, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets $11, Hero calls, BB folds.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($37.5, 2 players)
UTG+1 bets $25, Hero calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($87.5, 2 players)
UTG+1 bets $20, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $127.5
UTG+1 shows Ah 8c 
Hero doesn't show Kh Qh 

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $98
UTG+1: $75.12
CO: $152.53
Button: $332.71
Hero: $151.40
BB: $100

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $4, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, Hero raises to $14.5, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls, Button folds.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($38, 2 players)
Hero bets $28, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($94, 2 players)
Hero bets $32, UTG+1 calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($158, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 raises all-in $0.12, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $158.24
Hero shows As Ac 
UTG+1 shows 2d 6d [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring Game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $191
UTG+1: $195.95
Hero: $231.40
Button: $69.35
SB: $100.40
BB: $96.67

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, Button calls $4, SB folds, BB calls $3.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($12.5, 3 players)
BB bets $6, Hero raises to $18, Button raises all-in $65.35, BB raises all-in $86.67, Hero calls $74.67.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($263.19, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $208.55, Sidepot 1: $54.64)

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($263.19, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $208.55, Sidepot 1: $54.64)

Results:
Final pot: $263.19
Hero shows As 9s 
Button doesn't show Td Ad 
BB shows 3h 6h [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

1.1k hands, dropped 1 buyin, I guess considering those hands right there (biggest 3 losers in the session) that isn't so bad. Would have been nicer to actually run well while playing at stakes that matter though.

Clayton · #60 07-06-2006, 09:25 AM

session early this morning just until now:

start @ three tables of 100nl, monkeytilt ensues when i get owned (set under set etc) and suddenly im down like 400. my acct balance at UB says 1050 (i have money on other sites obv). i am contemplating moving back to SNGs as I now think cash games own my soul.

that was like 4 am. the balance is now 3323 [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] 2.5k spread over two 200n tables