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yawn.
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#232
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/me just got the 1400's crack on like the 15th reading.
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#233
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/me just got the 1400's crack on like the 15th reading. [/ QUOTE ] Now that you mention it me too - thought it was a reference to sarcasm level first time through... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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#234
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You are my new favorite person on the forum.
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#235
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Find some coke dealers and hookers, have them hang around the "bar" area every night. Now you got yourself a casino.
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Did the OP's casino ever get up & running? [/ QUOTE ] Yeah it did but Harrah's bought it. |
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#237
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5 poker tables: $3000
surveillance equipment: $2000 custom chips and cards: $3000 hundreds of dollar menu items from mcdonalds: $300 5 poker dealers: $10 per hour * 20 hrs per week * 5 = $1000 watching the latest report on the 11 o'clock news about a 15 year old kid getting busted, jailed, and grounded for life for running a casino out of his house: priceless |
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[ QUOTE ]
5 poker tables: $3000 surveillance equipment: $2000 custom chips and cards: $3000 hundreds of dollar menu items from mcdonalds: $300 5 poker dealers: $10 per hour * 20 hrs per week * 5 = $1000 watching the latest report on the 11 o'clock news about a 15 year old kid getting busted, jailed, and grounded for life for running a casino out of his house: priceless [/ QUOTE ] Ummmm you obviously missed the part where he said his parents are COOL with it. Learn to read. Cody |
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#239
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If you have a big enough house, you can build a buffet upstairs and even give out comps to your regular players. Have your mom do all the cooking. I'm sure she'll love that.
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#240
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So what happens when the first day you're open someone goes on a sick blackjack heater and you can't pay him?
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