Chubbies at Work are the WORST!!

[JJGD83]

If you work in a place where you have to dress up (this means tucked in shirt and dress pants), is there anything worse than poppin a chubster while you're walking around!? I work in a major Boston city hospital and sometimes I'll be walking down the CROWDED hallway when I feel one coming on. I'll look down and it's clearly visible to all who look below my waist. WHAT DO YOU DO?? Half of me wants to just flaunt it like "Yeah...look at it...its girthy...I know" and start asking people if they can pinpoint the exact transition from shaft to head (you can definitely see it, I just checked in the mirror), but I usually just dip into the nearest bathroom and try to adjust as best I can. If this isn't the most common problem converting from casual to work clothes...then I don't know what is. Comments? Solutions? And it doesn't help that I work around a lot of young nurses either.

[JimGil]

I didn't know they let 6th graders work in hospitals.

[Hornacek]

wtf

[JJGD83]

uhhhh.....good one

[acoustix]

"It's the pleats......they....create an optical illusion. Don't act like your not impressed"

[El Ishmael]

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wtf

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Really no other response would be this correct.

[kibble420]

What does popping wood have to do with chubbies?

[blinden84]

are you aroused by sick people?

[Force1]

you suck

[econophile]

aroma of disinfectant = instawood