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#81
06-09-2006, 04:15 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
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[ QUOTE ] I don't get all the fence-jumping. In my world, if a sign says "pool closes at 9PM", it means they don't want you in there after 9PM. You can still use your key to get in, but it would be breaking the rules. [/ QUOTE ] In my world, they lock the pool with a padlock. [/ QUOTE ] Tron, I went through this in my head. In my life I've lived in six apartment or condo complexes. In all six there was a standard lock but set hours. It seems like it would be a huge hassle for the property manager to go out there every night to lock the pool gate. Jack, if you ever spot someone drowning, please use proper OOT protocol: run to your computer and post "Guy drowning in my pool - what's my play?" and wait for us to help. 
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#82
06-09-2006, 04:17 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
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[ QUOTE ] I don't understand why your roommate would strip in her room and then run downstairs through your whole building naked and then hop a fence naked when she could just strip at the pool herself (and leave her underwear on)... what am I missing??!! [/ QUOTE ] The rest of the thread? she did not strip to jump in the pool, the clothes were the wet clothes she was qwearing when she jumped in. the cops allowed them to change. [/ QUOTE ] lol, i'm an idiot
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#83
06-09-2006, 05:02 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Jack- Is your sister a lesbian, too? [/ QUOTE ] uber christian. has a voyfriend. [/ QUOTE ] Is this a typo, or some new-tech word that combines voyeur and boyfriend? Judging by the pic, I am convinced you sister has chowed your roommates box, or the other way around . . . or both at the same time. [/ QUOTE ] not a chance. these are not normal girls. according to boyfriend nothing's happened and they've dated roughly a year. like I said, she is uber christian. I live in the middle of the bible belt, people, there are tons of virgins into their 20s. [/ QUOTE ] You live in Lafayette. Since when are Cajuns Bible-bangers???? RUSTON is in the Bible Belt. Acadiana is the home of Edwin Edwards, f'heaven's sake!
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#84
06-09-2006, 05:20 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
This is probably the hardest I've laughed in a while. Let's see if I can summarize:
Two dudes who can't swim decide to go swimming. One of them jumps the fence 4 times as his friend drowns. Roommate hears the thrashing around and fence jumping, takes off all her clothes and runs naked down to the pool. She has asthma so she calls her roommate who can swim, doesn't have asthma, and is heavier than the drowning guy. Too late, the guy is dead. The roommate is a virgin but has a voyfriend and is a lesbian. She only takes off her clothes when she's in the bathroom, or trying to save a drowning guy. The guy who drowned is still dead, because dead people die (and pee and poop). OP lives in Lafayette because if he lived in Baton Rouge, he wouldn't have heard any of this.
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#85
06-09-2006, 05:28 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
How can people not understand that the roommate is not running down to the pool naked?
Yes, there was some confusion in the OP. JofA came in and cleared it up.
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#86
06-09-2006, 05:44 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
1. Female roommate runs to pool fully clothed and attempts to save dead guy.
2. Dead guy is already dead at bottom of pool plus weighs more than female roommate who has asthma. 3. After other people come and it's too late female roommate returns to apartment, strips off wet clothes. She leaves wet clothes on room floor and puts on dry clothes. She then returns to the pool. 4. OP comes home and sees female roommates wet clothes on floor of her bedroom. Female roommate has already returned poolside in new dry clothes. Got it?
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#87
06-09-2006, 06:02 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
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1. Female roommate runs to pool fully clothed and attempts to save dead guy. 2. Dead guy is already dead at bottom of pool plus weighs more than female roommate who has asthma. 3. After other people come and it's too late female roommate returns to apartment, strips off wet clothes. She leaves wet clothes on room floor and puts on dry clothes. She then returns to the pool. 4. OP comes home and sees female roommates wet clothes on floor of her bedroom. Female roommate has already returned poolside in new dry clothes. Got it? [/ QUOTE ] It's funnier the other way.
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#88
06-09-2006, 06:11 PM
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what do you expect, I live in Louisiana. Detectives believe alcohol was involved. [/ QUOTE ] Before victim's birth, by mother.
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