I killed 2 animals today

[A Ninja]

I choked a chicken last night.

Also, when driving with my dad a few weeks ago, he was about to hit a squirrel on the road when out of no where, another squirrel runs into the middle of the road and grabs the other squirrel with his mouth and runs him to safety.

[Autocratic]

In 4 years of driving I've never hit anything. But once I witnessed a pigeon get run over in the city. It made a popping noise, kind of like what I imagine it would sound like if a bird's body was shattered in an instant. Oh, right.

[tmfs]

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3 deer, 2 dogs, 3 squirels, and a cat. This is just in the last 2 years

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You are a horrible driver. I have hit one bird and one rabbit in 9 years of driving.

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What does hitting animals have anything to do with how good of a driver you are? I live in a large city, but the main road goes that goes to my neighborhood runs right by a swamp. I've hit two deers and countless armadillos and possums, you have no control in an animal decides to run out in front of you if you are going 55.

[theben]

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3 deer, 2 dogs, 3 squirels, and a cat. This is just in the last 2 years

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do you actively try to run over animals or do you just drink a lot?

[NeedsMoreNuts]

At our ranch, my grandfather and I were driving into town in our 30 year-old pick-up. There was a dead deer next to the road, and a group of buzzards feasting. As we drive by, one of the buzzards flies off and BAM, right into our windshield. It only cracked the windshield, but there wasn't much of the buzzard left.

[By-Tor]

I've nailed various critters over the years, but the only one that sticks out in my mind is the only dog I've hit.

Doing about 40 in a full-size 74 Blazer, lifted with large tires...not the most stable vehicle in the world, and a large lab jumps out in front of us.

I had enough time to slam on the breaks if I wanted to, but the dog was toast no matter what.

Since I had a pregnent women in my truck, 6 months or so...I hit the gas, gave him a quicker ending and kept us safe.

[jcardial]

I t-boned a deer going 80 mph in a Saturn. Its shoulder hit the front right fender causing it to rotate around and slam into the driver side door and window. It damaged the hood, fender, wheel well, and door panel...the plastic panels weren't as dent resistant as I had hoped. It was quite an exhilarating experience. Fortunately animal damage is covered by comprehensive insurance.

[IlliniLou]

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I've nailed various critters over the years, but the only one that sticks out in my mind is the only dog I've hit.

Doing about 40 in a full-size 74 Blazer, lifted with large tires...not the most stable vehicle in the world, and a large lab jumps out in front of us.

I had enough time to slam on the breaks if I wanted to, but the dog was toast no matter what.

Since I had a pregnent women in my truck, 6 months or so...I hit the gas, gave him a quicker ending and kept us safe.

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i dont know why, but i laughed at this story for some reason

[SuitedSixes]

The first time I ran over a rabbit (in a Buick Century) I was amazed at how much his little skull made the whole right side of the car go up.

[IlliniLou]

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The first time I ran over a rabbit (in a Buick Century) I was amazed at how much his little skull made the whole right side of the car go up.

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SuitedSixes, i very rarely ever get around to reading your posts cuz im put into a trance by your avatar