favorite Seinfeld line

[MycroftX]

The one where Jerry tries to do the roomate switch by asking if they are into 'menage a trois,' and they were both into it.

When he tells George about it George says:

"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me, and have access to my dementia?!?!"

[THAY3R]

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Jerry: Hey everybody, I'm on no sleep, no sleep!. You don't know what it's like in there, all night long things are creeping and cracking. And that red light is burning my brain!
Elaine: You look a little stressed.
Jerry: Oh I'm stressed!
Elaine: So Kramer what am I supposed to do? If I don't have that fur hat by four o'clock they're gonna take me down like Nixon.
Jerry: You know my friend Bob Sacamano?
Elaine: I thought he was Kramer's friend.
Jerry: Well, he called last night about 3 a.m. we got to talking, he sells Russian hats down at battery park, forty bucks.
Elaine: Forty bucks? Are they Sable?
Jerry: No, but the difference is unnoticeable.
Kramer: Oh yea, I like this idea.
Elaine: Alright, lets give it a shot, lets go.
Jerry: Giddee up!

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winner

[By-Tor]

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"Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a
service."

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Which episode is this from, I don't remember the quote.

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The Seven
Episode Number: 123 Season Num: 7 First Aired: Thursday February 1, 1996

[2/325Falcon]

George's speech from The Marine Biologist:

George: So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified! But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry at that moment I was a marine biologist!

Elaine: George I was just reading this thing in the papers, it's amazing!

George: I know I was just telling them the story.

Kramer: Come on George, finish the story.

George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!

(Jerry gives Kramer a "what the h-" glance)

George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever.

Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

George: Then from out of nowhere a huge tidal wave lifted, tossed me like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!

(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)

(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)

Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.

Jerry: Well the crowd most have gone wild!

George: Oh yes they did Jerry they were all over me. It was like Rocky 1. Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not a marine biologist!

Jerry: Wow! What'd she say?

George: She told me to "Go to hell!" and I took the bus home.

[wezvidz]

from kenny roasters episode
Kramer: Is that hickory?
Newman: It's the wood that makes it good.

same ep:
Jerry: Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.


Jerry: I tell you, this speed dial is like a relationship barometer!
George: What is a barometer anyway?
Kramer: It's pronounced thermometer.


At vet with Smuckers
Kramer: It especially hurts when he drinks orange juice. I mean.. dog food... juice.

[BarronVangorToth]

"Look to the cookie."

The world's problems -- solved.

[vistaplayer]

'Not that there's anything wrong with that.'

[Stat Boy]

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Jerry: I tell you, this speed dial is like a relationship barometer!
George: What is a barometer anyway?
Kramer: It's pronounced thermometer.


At vet with Smuckers
Kramer: It especially hurts when he drinks orange juice. I mean.. dog food... juice.

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These are both very good.

[deadmoney98]

When Kramer is in his shower trying to install a garbage disposal and he calls Puddy for help.

Puddy tells him to use the auxillary line and Kramer says the manual says main line.

Puddy: "That's a misprint."

Also, J. Peterman "The very pants I was about to return."

I have a dry sense of humor.

[ChromePony]

oh you gotta mulch...you've got to