banging chicks from myspace.com

[Idi the Nigerian]

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40 years old? You don't look a day older than 30, my friend.

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You are much too kind, my friend. May Allah bless you and keep you.

[diebitter]

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No, he's not a gimmick. He's a great businessman and philanthropist.

BTW, Idi, has the money come through yet? It's not that I doubt you, it's just you said that last processing fee would speed it up a lot.

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A million apologies, my friend. Unfortunately, I have some terrible news. Our transaction was frozen by the bank of Nigeria, and they are threatening to confiscate the funds.

Luckily I have a contact within the establishment that has the capability of unfreezing the funds and letting the transfer complete. However, his child is sick with dengue fever, and he is asking for a small "gift" in exchange for his help. I have negotiated with him and have arrived at the figure of $1500 US DOLLARS in order for him to aid us.

If you could wire these funds to the Crystal Suits Hotels Ltd. C/O Mr. Francis, we can proceed with the transaction.

Your continued patience and understanding in these matters is appreciated, my friend.

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ahh, well, ok. I hope the money comes soon. She Who Must Be Obeyed won't like it when she finds out the mortgage hasn't been paid for the 4th month in a row.

[ononimo]

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this thread had the potential to be freaking CLASSIC

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but the recent spate of "i caught feelings for this random myspace chick so i don't want to ruin it" posts seem to have taken a lot of the air out of the thread.

[Villainaire]

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this thread had the potential to be freaking CLASSIC

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but the recent spate of "i caught feelings for this random myspace chick so i don't want to ruin it" posts seem to have taken every last breath of air out of the thread.

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FYP

[Villainaire]

Action Baggles: Yeah, she [censored] Mason back in August. Then the next day she [censored] Barry. I know all that. But that has nothing to do with our relationship now. She hasn't seen Mason since the day after she [censored] him and she hasn't seen Barry since we've been going out. So I am missing the point of you sticking your [censored], nosy ass into our business.

He's officially pissed

[uclaben]

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Action Baggles: Yeah, she [censored] Mason back in August. Then the next day she [censored] Barry. I know all that. But that has nothing to do with our relationship now. She hasn't seen Mason since the day after she [censored] him and she hasn't seen Barry since we've been going out. So I am missing the point of you sticking your [censored], nosy ass into our business.

He's officially pissed

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You realize that this makes this random guy look like a pretty reasonable, mature person, and you look like a douchebag that's sticking his nosy ass in other people's business?

[KDawg]

oh well, what's done is done. People got trigger happy cause they wanted something to happen. Does it really matter if we do something that makes us look like idiots, cause that is the point of this thread

[DrunkIrish05]

sorry to bump this giant thing, but wtf is this? It's some old man scamming right? My real question is how she got into the myspace OOTiot group. Is it someone on here, and if so are any guys actually sending you money? Basically i'm just curious and looking for answers.

Jennifer

[Idi the Nigerian]

Hello my friends! After a one month delay, the lovely Stella has finally replied to my email. My heart weeps for this unfortunate young lady. It appears that she is still having the same issues at the Crystal Suits hotel. I shudder to think what her hotel bill has accumulated to after all this time:



Subject: RE: Hello Stella
Body: Hello, thanks for getting intouch, my name is Stella. Are u in Oregon now? it will be a pleasure to meet u sometime and get to know you better too, but right now i've got a situation and i need help to get out of it... U can always reach me here or through my e-mail address [email protected] if u have IM u can chat with me online anytime i'm online too. hoping to hear from u soon.

bye,

Stella.



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From: Idi
Date: Dec 14, 2005 8:18 PM

Inside, my friend?

[SackUp]

nice effort to restart this thread, but i think it is about as dead as [censored]'s accounts.