***Best Rap Verse of All Time: Nominations***

[WackityWhiz]

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You hear this finger? Oh it's upside down
Here, let me turn this [censored] up right now

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I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Eminem, easily one of the best rap 'lyric' writers ever.

Shake That Ass

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I started to agree with you, because Eminem NAILS some of his [censored] so perfectly. Then you picked "Shake That Ass" as your example, and I wanted to punch myself in the balls.

Wait. No. I wanted to punch you in YOUR balls. Yeah, that was it.

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LMAO, how can you like Eminem, but not like Shake That Ass?

I'm curious

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Older Em fans definitely do not like Shake That Ass.

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ghey

[Mrs. Utah]

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I'll go old school with Eazy E in "Everybody Down" from Eazy-Duz-It. I loved listening to Eazy E and NWA. I had a friend who did a perfect Frank Sinatra impression and he used to sing the following verse as Frank Sinatra. There was nothing funnier.

Chorus:

["Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt"] *pow*
(repeat 4X)

[Alright, anybody move and I'll blow your [censored] head off]

Allright...
Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the [censored] floor
Don't make me have to set an example today
and blow one of you crazy [censored] away
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
takin all you stupid [censored]' money
Peepin at a bitch cause my dick's on hard
Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word
I should have known it before, the [censored]'s a nerd
But back to the [censored] I'm peepin
and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a [censored] ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the [censored] had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[What I thought was a [censored], was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one [censored] that I had to hurt, so

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Ok, this was Utah's post, he did not relize I was logged in.
I don't really like rap. Sorry.

[KanMan]

My two favorite rap verses have already been nominated (Canibus's Beasts from the East and Mobb Deep's Shook Ones) so I'm going to mention a couple other ones:

Big Pun - The Dream Shatterer

Ay-yo I shatter dreams like Jordan, assault and batter your team
Your squadron'll be barred from rap like Adam & Eve from the garden
I'm carvin' my initials on your forehead
So every night before bed you see the "BP" shine off the board head
Reverse that, I curse at the first wack nigga with the worst rap
Cuz he ain't worth jack
hit 'em with a thousand pounds of pressure per slap
Make his whole body jerk back, watch the earth crack
hand him his purse back
I'm the first Latin rapper to baffle your skull
Master the flow, niggaz be swearin' I'm blacker than coal
Like Nat King, I be rapping and tounge's packing
The ones, magnums, cannons and gatling guns
It's Big Pun! The one and only son of Tony...Montana
You ain't promised manana in the rotten manzana
C'mon-pana we need more rhymers
feel the marijuana snake bite anaconda
A man of honour wouldn't wanna try to match my persona
Sometimes rhymin' I blow my own mind like Nirvana
Comma, and go the whole nine like Madonna
Go try to find another rhymer with my kinda gramma



Here's my nomination for the best verse of the year so far:

Papoose on Touch It Remix #3

Pa-poose, had to get on this club banger
Smack you in your mouth make you swallow your pulp razor
Pop a couple bottles, laugh about it with Bus later
Bare witness, I'm the young savior (TURN IT UP!!)

I Got Staten Island on my pinkey, Queens on my thumb dude
The Bronx on my middle finger screaming [censored] YOU!
I rock ice in Manhattan, so they the ring finger
You know I had to keep Brooklyn on the trigger finger

Five boroughs of death, you don't understand
I got New York City in the palm of my hand
Now I could make a tight fist and let it crumble ridiculous
Or I could smack the world with a New York Nemesis (TURN IT UP!!)

I flip the mag and get the clappin if it happens rip his jacket
Split his back and lift his head I'm gettin at him
Pick up a different mag and then attack him when I grab him [censored] is blastin
With a passion get it crackin the assassin, you let 'em

Ok and here's one of the least thought out verses/freestyles but for whatever reason, I still love it (and no, i would never nominate this verse)

Kurupt Xxplosive

[Kurupt]
West coast [censored] nigga
Overdosage - imperial pistols ferocious
[censored] a bitch; don't tease bitch, strip tease bitch
Eat a bowl of these bitch, gobble the dick
Hoes forgot to eat a dick can shut the [censored] up!
Gobble and swallow a nut up, shut up and get my cash
Backhanded, pimpslapped backwards and left stranded
Just pop ya collar, pimp convention hoes for a dollar
Six-Deuce in a plush, six-deuce impala
Pimpin hoes from Texas to Guatemala
Bitch niggaz paid for hoes, just to lay wit hoes
Relax one night, and paid to stay wit hoes
Captain Save'Em all day (bitch) well save this dick
Bitch nigga, you more of a bitch than a bitch
You ain't into hittin pussy, or hittin the switch
You into hittin bitches off of the grip, you punk bitch

[Dan87]

Talib Kweli - Lonely People

Yo, I'm headin' out, 'bout to do some flesh and now
I know my flesh endowed with somethin' to prove
I'm settin' out on a trip to Heaven's mount
Yeah, I'm steppin' out in the name of love
Who knew the Devil could slow dance?
We have pathological romances with technological advance
Infatuated with infatuation and
Intellectual masturbation with premature ejaculation
Make a baby mama's all bastardization and
Lonely people all through the city
They club hoppin' and they love shoppin' and they thug posturin'
Thugs be lockin' horns with Crips on them drug blocks
And them dollars flow right out of the 'hood
When you tryin' to make paper out of the wood
You know that money don't grow on trees
For paper people change colors like leaves
And they fall off in the mud like a filthy pig
Makin' you and your dogs who store all call off
That much deserved ass whippin'
He snitchin', he twitchin', he bitchin', he all soft
Never work with his hands
Little kid on the block who always ran
At all costs, gotta be in the club
Lookin' for happiness or the meaning of love
Then it hit him, out the blue like a vision
All of a sudden he don't like the way he been livin'
And wanna be forgiven
How I know? Cuz I'm right there wit' him

[bigt439]

[J-Live]
Know why, cuz I'm a
Master of Ceremony
Making a Comeback and
Moving the Crowd with Mad Charisma
Most of y'all Cornballs
Mingle at Concerts
Making a Claim but you know who is the ["MC"]
More Concentration on My Cadence Might Cloud your mind
Controlling your Movement Capaciously
My Capacity to Massacre Crumbs
And Motive Change Most Certainly Makes you Consider me
Champion, Microphone is Consistently
Modelling Candor of Magnificence
See My Conduct is Mute to Cajolery
I Maintain with Clamency and Manificence
Cunning and Marvelous
Crafty yet Malevolent
To all Cultivators of Mindless Crap
I Really Recognize the Rude Ramblings of those Random Riff Raffs
Cuz they just Rap and I

M... C...

[BretWeir]

Rakim:

I take seven MCs put 'em in a line
And add seven more brothers who think they can rhyme
Well It'll take seven more before I go for mine
And that's 21 MCs ate up at the same time.

[CheckRaise]

Raekwon - Guillotinz (Swords)
Verse: Inspectah Deck a.k.a. Rebel INS

Poisonous paragraphs, smash ya phonograph
in half, it be the Inspectah Deck on the warpath
First class leavin mics with a cast
Causin ruckus like the aftermath when guns blast
Run fast, here comes the verbal assaulta
Rhymes runnin wild like a child in a walker
I scored from the inner slums abroad
And my thoughts are razor sharp I sliced the mic from the cord
First they criticize, but now they have become
mentally paralyzed with hits that I devise
Now I testify, the rest is I, Rebel INS
Ya highness, blessed to electrify
with voltage of an eel, truth that I reveal'll
crush the amateurs who screamed to keep it real
Caesar black down hoodied up and fatigues
Part time minor leagues receive third degrees
Attack like a wolf pack, once I pull back
then guard you, and bust through like a fullback

[bbones31]

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Mos Def on "Twice inna Lifetime"

All the lyrics compiled on the internet suck and I don't have time to write them out.

Kweli's verse in pretty good in this song if only because of

You stopping us is preposterous like an androgenous misongynist

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FYP

[Woolygimp]

Let's go down to the bay and smoke some hay!

Seriously thats a verse in a song.. I just forgot which one.

[MandM_WSU]

I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it with a Whiffle Ball bat!

-Beastie Boys