I'm supposed to see this as variance, not "dumb-ass fish" support?

[five4suited]

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

SB ($49.55)
BB ($28.40)
UTG ($110.05)
UTGB ($45.25)
MP1 ($36.70)
MP2 ($16.75)
CO ($52.25)
Button ($129.30)

Preflop:
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="#CC3333">UTGB raises to $2.25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to $36.7 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, UTG folds, UTGB calls $34.45.

Flop: ($74.65) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>.

Turn: ($74.65) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($74.65) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $74.65

UTGB has Kc Kh (one pair, kings).
MP1 has Js As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: MP1 wins $74.65.

[Johnny Drama]

Js As

[A_C_Slater]

You should be happy. If he just folds you only win $1.25.

When he pushes you make $26.03 Sklansky bux.

[sightless]

[censored] die

[Injection]

He had three immediate outs + flush draw + straight draw vs. your two outs.. Am I missing something here?

[grando]

[ QUOTE ]
He had three immediate outs + flush draw + straight draw vs. your two outs.. Am I missing something here?

[/ QUOTE ]

no, you're just not a fish

[A_C_Slater]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
He had three immediate outs + flush draw + straight draw vs. your two outs.. Am I missing something here?

[/ QUOTE ]

no, you're just not a fish

[/ QUOTE ]

omg you guys are both idiots. KK doesn't need to improve in order to win! And AJs does! And most of the time he won't catch an Ace, so who is the fish now, huh?

[Injection]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
He had three immediate outs + flush draw + straight draw vs. your two outs.. Am I missing something here?

[/ QUOTE ]

no, you're just not a fish

[/ QUOTE ]

omg you guys are both idiots. KK doesn't need to improve in order to win! And AJs does! And most of the time he won't catch an Ace, so who is the fish now, huh?

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL plz play at my tables if you're willing to go broke with a two outer vs. my 30 outers.

[Injection]

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me &lt;3

[five4suited]

[ QUOTE ]
You should be happy. If he just folds you only win $1.25.

When he pushes you make $26.03 Sklansky bux.

[/ QUOTE ]

this made me laugh. unfortunately they aren't worth a [censored] thing.

for those who missed it, in my OP he shoved PREFLOP

how many do I win for this one? I've lost the last nine goddamn [censored] times I've flopped a straight or flush. one chop, 8 losses, all for stacks.

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG+1 ($86.65)
MP1 ($47.75)
MP2 ($33.40)
MP3 ($50.75)
CO ($70.60)
Button ($62.20)
Hero ($49.50)
BB ($50)
UTG ($50.15)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $0.75, BB calls $0.50.

Flop: ($3) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $7.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $15</font>, BB folds, CO calls $7.50.

Turn: ($33) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $33.5 (All-In)</font>, CO calls $33.50.

River: ($100) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>.

Final Pot: $100

Hero has 8c 7c (flush, ten high).
CO has 9s 9d (full house, nines full of tens).
Outcome: CO wins $100.