Best Quick Joke you know

[Gildwulf]

What is the funniest, shortest (5 sentences or less) joke you know?

Here's mine:

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. There's nothing wrong with the lightbulb. We don't have to change it. Why do you hate freedom?

[Warik]

I don't get it... he said the lightbulb was fine. What's so funny?

[TheBlueMonster]

another variation on the lightbulb.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?




A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with multi-colored garden tools.

[Gildwulf]

[ QUOTE ]
another variation on the lightbulb.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?


A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with multi-colored garden tools.

[/ QUOTE ]

NH

[mlh2e]

How many boring people does it take to change a lightbulb?





































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[Slow Play Ray]

I'm not gonna read the whole thread, so my apologies if this is a repeat:

Q: What has 9 arms and sucks?

A: Def Leppard

[ScottieK]

Q: What do you call a thousand black guys buried up to their necks?

A: Afro-turf.

Henny Youngman: Take my wife, please. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way home.

Frank Sinatra: I was so skinny as a kid, my eyes were single file. Between that and my belly button, my old man thought I was a clarinet.

ScottieK

[Aces McGee]

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

<font color="white"> Half of a cat. </font>

-McGee

Punchline is in white, above.

[Warik]

Q: Why are pirates called "pirates?"

A: They just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[TheBlueMonster]

[ QUOTE ]
Q: Why are pirates called "pirates?"

A: They just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[/ QUOTE ]
Did you see the pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRR.

etc etc