*** Official February Grindhouse Thread***

Berge20 · #1 01-31-2007, 11:41 PM

Welcome to the Grindhouse!

Post just about anything you want here: Hands, jokes, beats, or whatever you want.

Enjoy and best of luck in the shortest month of the year!

Jim14Qc · #2 01-31-2007, 11:55 PM

Anyone looking for someone to chat about some hands / discuss poker with, I'm in. I play NL50; hopefully NL100 by march. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Anti-tilt buddy needed [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

the_main · #3 02-01-2007, 12:00 AM

GL boys/girls

Lets make this month count.

Sk00l4m3nts · #4 02-01-2007, 12:03 AM

GL bros.

I play 5NL and I suck at it.

Tinga · #5 02-01-2007, 12:21 AM

lol .. go February!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

UTG+1 ($52.20)
MP1 ($23.35)
MP2 ($48)
CO ($47.60)
Button ($32.95)
SB ($49.50)
Hero ($62.55)
UTG ($46.70)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. MP1 posts a blind of $0.75.
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, MP1 (poster) checks, 2 folds, Button calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero checks.

Flop: ($2.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets $1.5, UTG raises to $8, MP1 folds, Button folds, Hero raises to $20, UTG raises to $46.2, Hero calls $26.20.

Turn: ($94.90) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($94.90) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $94.90

Results in white below: 
Hero has 9s 6s (straight flush, seven high).
UTG has Ks Qs (flush, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins $94.90.

the_main · #6 02-01-2007, 12:30 AM

I don't think I've ever sucked out that hard. NH

RyanCMU · #7 02-01-2007, 07:21 AM

Feb. could be interesting...

First session of the month for me so far...

_Apollo_ · #8 02-01-2007, 07:48 AM

I ran into quads 2 times in a little over an hour 4 (!) tabling at partypoker.
I was behind in the first one but the second runner runner was a little more painfull [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Yeah, but still february will be a good month. I sure hope I got my pair of quads and runner runners for today.

***** Hand History for Game 5633798449 *****
$50 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, February 01, 05:18:40 ET 2007
Table Table 127046 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 2: minute_man1 ( $16.10 )
Seat 5: bandbutthead ( $9.85 )
Seat 7: funnmaker ( $47.50 )
Seat 8: Mawi1309 ( $11.45 )
Seat 9: tf20061 ( $85.45 )
Seat 10: toto295 ( $30.92 )
Seat 4: Apollo_BE ( $41.75 )
Seat 1: zeus_omnipot ( $30.30 )
Seat 3: FightDuke ( $10 )
funnmaker posts small blind [$0.25].
Mawi1309 posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Apollo_BE [ 5d 5c ]
toto295: u coco!!
toto295 raises [$1]
zeus_omnipot folds
minute_man1 folds
FightDuke folds
Apollo_BE calls [$1]
bandbutthead folds
funnmaker folds
Mawi1309 calls [$0.50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, 5h, 6s ]
Mawi1309 checks
toto295 bets [$0.50]
MEXMAT1991 has joined the table.
Apollo_BE calls [$0.50]
Mawi1309 calls [$0.50]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4d ]
Mawi1309 checks
toto295 bets [$10]
Apollo_BE is all-In [$40.25]
Mawi1309 folds
toto295 is all-In [$19.42]
** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
toto295 shows [ 6h, 6d ]four of a kind, Sixes.
Apollo_BE shows [ 5d, 5c ]a full house, Fives full of Sixes.
Apollo_BE wins $10.83 from side pot #1 with a full house, Fives full of Sixes.
toto295 wins $60.59 from the main pot with four of a kind, Sixes.
dumb dumb??

***** Hand History for Game 5633892565 *****
$50 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, February 01, 06:28:05 ET 2007
Table Table 125450 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Apollo_BE ( $63.15 )
Seat 10: CMOT_Donkey ( $127.67 )
Seat 2: deriksteward ( $41.73 )
Seat 8: kuckiF95 ( $11.15 )
Seat 5: Venkkman ( $21.85 )
Seat 3: Stiansen ( $23.20 )
Seat 9: bandbutthead ( $17 )
Seat 4: minute_man1 ( $14 )
Seat 7: FXS86 ( $10 )
Seat 6: FightDuke ( $10.75 )
Venkkman posts small blind [$0.25].
FightDuke posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Apollo_BE [ 9c 9h ]
kuckiF95 folds
bandbutthead folds
CMOT_Donkey folds
Apollo_BE calls [$0.50]
deriksteward folds
Stiansen raises [$3]
minute_man1 folds
Venkkman folds
FightDuke folds
>You have options at Table 126760 Table!.
Apollo_BE calls [$2.50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, 7d, Tc ]
Apollo_BE checks
Stiansen bets [$5.50]
Apollo_BE raises [$11]
Stiansen is all-In [$14.70]
Apollo_BE calls [$9.20]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
** Dealing River ** [ Jd ]
Apollo_BE shows [ 9c, 9h ]a full house, Nines full of Jacks.
Stiansen shows [ Js, Jc ] four of a kind, Jacks. 
Stiansen wins $44.80 from the main pot with four of a kind, Jacks.

Mr_Donktastic · #9 02-01-2007, 02:30 PM

Fun hand + chat. I usually don't do this but this guy was annoying me.

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
8 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
BB: $126.2
UTG: $116.90
UTG+1: $101.95
MP1: $104.50
MP2: $18.50
Hero (CO): $120.60
BTN: $68.85
SB: $45

Preflop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.5, 8 players)
UTG raises to $3.50, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $3.50, MP2 folds, Hero calls $3.50, BTN folds, SB folds, BB folds

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($12, 3 players)
UTG bets $12, MP1 folds, Hero calls $12

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] ($36, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] ($36, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $36, UTG calls $36

Results:
UTG had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Twos)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Nines) and won $105
Final Pot: $105.00 ($3.00 rake)

kippe: WTF =?==="=¤?"?¤
Mr_Donktastic: hyachaycaycaychc
kippe: sucha joke
kippe: fish always badbeat
kippe: make bad calls and outdraw
Mr_Donktastic: thanks for making it profitable
Mr_Donktastic: to do so
Mr_Donktastic: cuz ill do it again
kippe: profitable
kippe: implied odds?
kippe: ever heard of it?
kippe: jesus christ retard
kippe: 5 outer potbet
Mr_Donktastic: yeah i just used impled odds
kippe: profitable?
kippe: you did?
Mr_Donktastic: to take yer monies
kippe: yeah
kippe: 5 outer
kippe: potbet
kippe: implied odds
kippe: guess you jumped your math
Mr_Donktastic: i had a BD FD too
Mr_Donktastic: fish
kippe: yeah that's 0,8 outs
kippe: happy?
kippe: 5,8 outs
kippe: for potbet
kippe: GREAT
Mr_Donktastic: but i had IMPLIED odds cuz your
cards were face up
kippe: oh yeah you did.. moron
kippe: 5,8 outs = 11%
Mr_Donktastic: i stick it in u
kippe: i bet pot
kippe: you know something?
kippe: i didnt have stack for that
kippe: even if you hit
kippe: a nine is a dead out
Mr_Donktastic: ok
Mr_Donktastic: w/e
kippe: so 3,8 outs
kippe: GREAT
kippe: fish
Mr_Donktastic: i had position too
Mr_Donktastic: i read in a book somewhere that
that is good or somehting
kippe: what a fish
kippe: keep donating money
kippe: i like em

D.L.M. · #10 02-01-2007, 02:46 PM

lame. never do that. just act more ignorant than them.