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02-02-2006, 05:19 PM
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So you\'ve probably heard about Chuck Norris
At first, I thought these jokes were stupid, stuff about Chuck Norris kicking people in the head, etc.
However, there have been a couple gems: Chuck Norris' tears contain the cure for cancer. Unfortunately he has never cried. Ever. When J. Robert Oppenheimer reflected, "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." He wasn't referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to his Chuck Norris Halloween Costume. Chuck Norris had to sue Law and Order for using the names of his left and right legs. -------------------- Could someone post a link to a site with more of these? I'm sure I'd get tired of them after reading like 50-100 of them. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] --Dave. |
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02-02-2006, 05:20 PM
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Re: So you\'ve probably heard about Chuck Norris
i thought this post was going to tell us he died of some disease or something
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02-02-2006, 05:21 PM
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Re: So you\'ve probably heard about Chuck Norris
I had a real life friend tell me a chuck norris joke this past weekend (something really [censored] lame, like norris was made from the rib of God.) i told him to shut the [censored] up because it's not funny.
[censored] chuck norris and these [censored] lame jokes. |
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02-02-2006, 05:21 PM
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02-02-2006, 05:25 PM
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02-02-2006, 05:28 PM
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Re: So you\'ve probably heard about Chuck Norris
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I had a real life friend tell me a chuck norris joke this past weekend (something really [censored] lame, like norris was made from the rib of God.) i told him to shut the [censored] up because it's not funny. [censored] chuck norris and these [censored] lame jokes. [/ QUOTE ] Well it definitely doesn't work if you just attach the words "Chuck Norris" to any random sentence like that. His name alone does not funny make. |
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