Re: Will lips touch lips in the next 24 hours?
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(INTERESTING NOTE: Until I told her, she apparently was not aware that I wasn’t able to get it up)
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Unless your pubic bone is very strangely shaped, I don't see how this is possible.
EDIT: Oh, yeah, advice. Apparently you're gay, and you're trying to hide it through a sexless pseudo-relationship with this manipulative, controlling, sense-of-touch-deprived bitch. That's the only possible explanation for you failing to bone her so far, and then, when she's literally fallen into your lap, still being unable to do the deed.
Try having sex with a guy, it might work better. Heavily bowdlerized trip report expected.
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