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Old 03-25-2006, 10:24 PM
Layzie Layzie is offline
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Default Re: Ask Layzie about Heroin Addiction/Doing Time In Prison

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Layzie,

How hard is it to tattoo a map of the prison and its ventilation system onto your body?

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Well, you can make a tattoo gun out of a walkman. Getting a map of the prison might be a little harder. Also, there's a fence 30 feet high with razor wire all over it, and inside of that there's a fence of barbed wire, that when any kind of pressure is applied to it, will release the barbed wire so it coils around you. If you can get around that, you're then surrounded by 5 miles of swampland in all directions. After that, you're home free.
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