[BluffTHIS!]

Note to any other excons out there:

This is a very interesting thread and Layzie is to be commended for taking the time to answer people's questions about an unusual topic. But I would also be interested to see an excon from a joint in like NY/Cali or a federal prison also start such a thread so we could see whether Layzie's experiences were typical or milder compared to other prisons.

Of course if you do, then just answer the ass-bang question in your OP and save the first question.