Re: Weird Things about Europe
Europe has two other flaws. First, ketchup and other condiments are not free at fast food places. They cost like a quarter for a packet, which is ridiculous.
Second, even when you're a paying customer at a restaurant, you have to pay extra to use the restroom. And it's not like the restrooms are any cleaner there than here.
So, Europe, I think you're very close to being civilized. If you could just fix those couple things, we'll definitely come over some time.
Ooh, but they are ahead of us on one count. In the Netherlands, at least, public toilets aren't just the metal stalls we have here. No, you get a tiny little room with a real door and real walls that go all the way to the ceiling and the floor.
Maybe we could form some kind of cultural cross-pollination conference to spread the best ideas from both continents.
P.S. Tube pillows are retarded.
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