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Okay, don't have time to reply to all.

Diablo, black thing is a no go!

Last night trip report: had a little alcohol (maybe 3 shots worth) and were a little drunk. got close to sex (got it in again), but I felt tired and scared and nervous so we stopped. She felt like she did something wrong to upset me and I felt kinda bad and guilty. Dumb move.

Tonight: We're gonna get pretty drunk very shortly. After that, we're going to play sonic the hedgehog and smoke some cigarettes maybe. Then tonight we're gonna finally do it probably. We've got condoms and ky-jelly ready! WISH ME LUCK!

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You know, at first I thought you weren't pulling our leg, and that you were serious and really wanted advice. Now I'm starting to believe that you're trolling. This last post was too dorky and weird to be true.