[Paulie Walnuts]

I remember when I was younger if I climbed a pole i would have an orgasm. im talkin i was like 7 or 8 yrs old. i seriously thought i had some special ability and this amazing feeling i could achieve was a gift only i possessed. I could also have one if i hung on the monkey bars and lifted up my legs and clucked them like a chicken. One time the bell rang and recess was over but i was in the middle of a monkey bar chicken cluck feeling experiment so i just hung there and kept clucking while the whole playground emptied to go back to class. this was in like 4 th grade, anyways this time after i was done i was walking back to class and this kid matt came up to me and said I know what you were doing i can get that feeling too. I dont know if i was more embarassed that he knew or disappointed that someone else could feel this great joy i thought only i could.