[Zurvan]

Kent Brockman reports on Channel Six.

Kent: We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the spacecraft with "average-forum-poster" Homer Simpson, and we'd like to
-- aah!
[Camera shows a close-up of an ant floating in front of the three POGgers]
Everyone: Aah!
Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The POG forum has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of little green men who love calculators and kindness. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; we will all be nice, or suffer the consequences.
And I, for one, welcome our new friendly, sarcasm hating overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground calculator factories.
Marge: Mmm, don't worry, kids. I'm sure your father's all right.
Lisa: What are you basing that on, Mom?
[pause]
Marge: [with forced cheer] Who wants ginger snaps?
-- I do! Me too, please!,

"The Day the Mean Died"