[elcastigador]

Was my first year back from college for the summer and decided to watch a little spank-tro-vision on my laptop in my room. Afaik my house was empty because my parents had just left to run errands. I was sitting in one of those bowl shaped chairs w/ my laptop in my lap. As I was about to climax lo and behold my dad barges through the door, (during liftoff), shouting "WHAT UP DAWG". I was helpless and could do nothing but pull the laptop over my waist (sitting down obv), beat red in the face, and utter out, "not...much...oh/uh/ohhh/aah, dad" After he realized what he just interrupted he claims I was watching the prOn and PROCEEDS to have a conversation w/ me after I painted the bottom of my laptop. I don't think he ever knew what time during the process he walked in on, but probably my most awkward masturbates story imo. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]