[gobbledygeek]

More of my faves I hear all the time:

"Raising your blinds is the stupidess thing I've ever seen. It's not like you're gonna drive anyone out."

"I couldn't bet it, there's a flush on board."

My all-time fave from a clueless lady. The board is KQ852. On the river I bet my set of Queens (which I've been betting hard the whole hand thru). She calls, says "there's no point in raising, I think we have the exact same hand" and tables her pocket Kings.