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Old 03-20-2006, 02:11 PM
Low Limit Loser Low Limit Loser is offline
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Default Re: When you have a daughter....

As a father, the classic line to use with your daughters young suitor is: "Junior, I follow the Golden rule in reverse when it comes to my daughter. It's kinda like this, if you make HER cry, I will make YOU cry. Do you understand? Good, cause I'd to explain where I'll put my dick if you [censored] her".

The only downside is if the boy is a smart ass enough to ask a question like "So If I give her oral sex ..........."


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