random tidbits from Saturday night
some random semi hot chick wanders over to the craps table and says "Can I play", Naj tells her its a $25 min bet and she says "No, is there a spot for me" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img], I smoothly manage to corner her off and remove her cooling ability to the outskirts of the table.
Random dude walks up and coolers naj's friend at craps. For the next shooter manages to play the field bet at random intervals during this guy's amazing run. He goes about 17/20 in such bets. He then says "I am a field mouse" and starts making little twitchy sounds, the dude was a riot.
We see some random black dude (referred to during the night as durkahdurkah) throwing a few dollars at a random stripper... najdorf then decides to one up him and makes it rain with about 6x as many singles as durkahdurkah used. Durkahdurkah is not pleased and scurries off and not seen again the rest of the night.
thremp's rage of losing prop bets on the color of flops..
first time he throws 2 chips across the table and they bounce off the felt and hit the lady next to me in the face
second time he loses again and refuses to pay in chips, and chooses to rip off $1 bills that reek of vanilla stripper lotion one by one throwing them over the table that land on top of another players arm and his cards while he is in a hand
I ask thremp how the hell the 4 seat (some luckbox italian guy) got the Tropicana 363 usercard to use at the tables. That causes him to laugh uncontrollably. The table is clueless to the joke of course.
I leave the table to have a cigarette and a hooker offers her services. Fast forward an hour and a half later when we are heading back towards the room, same hooker is walking towards us. I snicker inside and wait as she tries yet again. After we hear her on the phone saying "about 1600" and arranging for someone to pick her up in a half hour she starts following us. We were trying to imitate this as our response to the hooker.
when we return to the room ~7AM I am trying to fall asleep but thremp is too amused with some picture of a naked chick with a real cameltoe... her foot is like mutated and he has no problem laughing at it for 5 mins straight, maybe he can link the pic