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Old 11-05-2007, 11:43 AM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Lost 30 pounds in 5 weeks

Guys I went on a diet its real easy.

Ok so you can drink as much grapefruit juice as you want from 1-4 PM on days that start with a T or S. On other days from 1-4 you have to watch Country Music Television.

Second, you HAVE TO MAKE SURE you get your B-glutamate-4 vitamins. These are crucial. Secondary are the Rhyldahamide-OH7 amino acids. You can buy these in the store or whatever.

Finally, you have to spend 10 minutes a day hopping on 1 foot singing the hokey pokey. This works your trigluteal cortex as well as the pyraxidial and masigial muscle groups.
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