[Enrique]

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Las tetas tam bonitas (You have a pretty dress)

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"Your breasts are so beautiful" (tetas is actually the word for breasts that comes to mind in English, the one that starts with a t)

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quero meter la lingua en tu papaya (you have nice lips)

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"I want to put my tongue in your vagina" (papaya is actually a fruit, it is slang for vagina, but not everywhere, depending on the place it is more or less vulgar).

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Reparte la cuchera....chuppa melos huevos (Spend some time with me....lets have some eggs for breakfast)

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"Share your thing...suck my balls" (the first sentence I am guessing, cuchera is not a word in mexican slang).

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meteme el dedo, en el kulo. (Mind if i touch your behind)

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"put your finger in my a__"


In case you wanted to know the extent of your friend's joke. The sentences are quite vulgar, more so than the translations to English look like.