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Old 11-01-2007, 11:46 PM
Stumpy Stumpy is offline
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Default Re: sometimes so close

It'd probably be a good idea.

My last three near misses were:
A guy who claimed he was married when I turned him down. (Seriously, if a dude asks another dude for his phone number within 60 seconds, there's no other possibility right? Kniper?)
A fattie with a huge herpes sore who hit on both my married friends but not me.
An even fatter fattie with no obvious diseases.

Oh, and before that, a murse in an oncology ward tried to pick me up while I was visiting a dying friend. Classy?

However,
I have no skills.
I don't dance.
My erections can't rip holes in my boxers.

Is that a problem?
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