Re: Palomino
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Damn you always know the right answer...
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Happy birthday Mvoss. Yes the right answer will always be Match.com + Slender Asians = Happiness.
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wow, match.com actually worked for an internet poker nerd eh? As soon as I filtered out the christians, I had like no 'matches' left... if only I lived closer to a big city
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I think your standards are too high. Im not sure if you know this but christian girls have vaginas just like other girls.
Heres my standards: 1) Girl must have heart beat. 2) Girl must be in decent shape. That's it. (I suppose I would have sex with a dead girl if she was really hot and only been dead for 2 hours or less but that's a little off subject)
Oh yeah, to all those people out there who are dorks or not that good looking like me, heres my secret online strategy:
Lets presume that you want an attractive girl:
Step 1) Go to any place like Match.com that has girls with pictures and girls without pictures.
Step 2) Since we want an attractive girl we should choose the search matrix that has the highest probability of finding an attractive girl. At match.com the best search matrix that accomplishes this objective is the word "Slender". At other sites it may be "Slim" or "Skinny".
Step 3) Only search for the girls WITHOUT a picture. Keep in mind that girls with pics are getting bombarded by tons of guys all the time. Since we are an average to below average guy we do not want to fight this competion. However the marketplace of girls without pics is highly inefficient, and this is exactly what were looking for. If an average/below average guy is to get an attractive girl, exploiting an inefficiency in the market place will usually be the best way to go.
Step 4) Think of something witty/romatic and click and paste that message to as many slender girls with no pics as you can.
Step 5) Watch the ladies roll in. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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martina,
do you feel special?
In my future, $10
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